bruh your capital city is a sewer
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WAS a sewer. WAS. Now itās an underground fortress that has incredible natural climate control. Stormwind smells like the dirty side of a circus in the summer. Iād diss IF too, but I play cards with a few really cool Dwarves, so Iām going to be respectful.
You have a glib tongue, and a talent for deflection. Letās see if it saves you when I start shooting you in the face with arrows, until it stops being funny.
See you on the battlefield, range target replacement.
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Firstly, Iāll have you know that Barry Glib was my favorite BeeGee. So Thank you, although I fear I lack his falsetto.
Oh, now now. I believe your intent to arrow me in the face is real, for now. Itās not unfamiliar to me. Sadly, This undead has a gift for gab and charmā¦ and also charisma.
And I have one other trick up my sleeve. You know what they call me in the nature? All the animals, the beasts, the monsters? āThe best petterā
I mean, come at me. Itās ok. Iāll sheep you then rub your belly till youāre putty in my hands. Then Iāll leash you to the bumper of an old truck and melt the key! Nowā¦ go get those kids off my lawn. Good doggy.
Well you certainly needed something after the whole hand thing.
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Oh, yea nawā¦ I have lots of spare parts. Youād think, as an undead I would have no issue sleeping, but I do. So Iāll go out late at night and collect spare parts. Iām pretty reckless, so I am constantly replacing bones.
Look ::rummages through pockets:: Hereās another hand. a few spare fingers. A toe?
no idea how that got in thereā¦
If my boysā¦two huge worg companionsā¦find out youāve been digging up what theyāve buried in the back yard, youāre going to be in a whole new world of hurt. Fair warning.
Oh, andā¦
#giveworgentailoptions
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Oh no no. Iām doing this in Deathknell. Right in the Grave yard. Like right now, I have my great great uncles femur on. I am pretty sure he had arthritis. Not to be confused with the cousin to the old king Arthritus.
cold stare
Sic 'im, boys.
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yup, seems about right to be honest
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Anyone seen hamburger? Iām missing a small hamburger that was here and now is gone. If you deposit 1 optional tail on Worgen you too can find a lost hamburger today and give it a loving home.
With how much Blizzard is now consistently updating the game, Iām seriously hoping if what I heard was true and they are actually finally looking in to more character customizations for those that missed a lot of options in Shadowlands.
We know more zandalari troll options are coming from the ptr files, meaning more character customization incoming at some point. Hereās hoping at the earliest, 10.1, if not, 10.1.5 is the patch we finally get all of our worgen options we didnāt end up getting and more.
Tailed worgens are incoming. Come on Blizzard, weāre waiting for that blue post!
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They could get me to shut up if they give us optional tails and a lore correct size. 
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Iāve saying this to myself for years that worgi need tails. I even RP that I have one on my worgen. Makes a lot more sense.
#GiveWorgiTails
Same here, in fact having a tail could have a good meaning:
- Without tail: The worgen lean more toward his human side.
- With tail: The worgen lean more toward his beast side, even completely assuming to be a child of Goldrinn.
My character is the second case RP speaking so having a lot of option to show a more savage look would be neat.
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The forsaken still blighted Gilneas and killed many of their people so the undead are still to blame for things just not the worgen curse
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I mean they could do like a small questline for worgen exalted with Gilneas where they reclaim gilneas for their people with maybe Goldrinnās help getting things back to normal after the blightās gone. Goldrinn takes up residence in Gilneas and then worgen can get a bonus title alongside optional tails, the title being something like āSon/Daughter of Goldrinnā
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worgen should have the same height as evokers
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I see a lot of people talking about the lure correct size, reminds me that Pandaren and are actually not lower correct size in game either. Much like Pandaren males dont even have a long tail optionā¦
Maybe when Worgen finally get tails, I will make agive Pandoren males tails thread.
As a worgen main I say no. We do need to be taller though.
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