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Listen well my fellow pale ghost like gaming WoW friends… That sunscreen does not always work. Don’t listen to them when they say “come hang out on the beach”… It’s a TRAP!!
owchhh……my sunburns hurt!
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Listen well my fellow pale ghost like gaming WoW friends… That sunscreen does not always work. Don’t listen to them when they say “come hang out on the beach”… It’s a TRAP!!
owchhh……my sunburns hurt!
The sun is not our friend. The sun burns. Do not listen to these melanoma loving paladins!
Sunscreen exposure is cumulative. Think of it like ablative armor. The sun will burn through it after X number of minutes. It must be re-applied, or the sun will burn through and then burn your skin.
What is this ‘sun’ you speak of?
I know only of the blighted Daymoon, that which sears flesh and sinew.
This is practical advice but it’s not goofie or sympathetic. There for I do not like it good sir!
Melanoma loving pally!!
I prefer to hide in the dark and hiss when the sun shines in through the windows.
But… a Margirita (Margarita) out on the beach is the best.
It’s only Tauren Paladin who love the sun. I hate that big ball.
“For the Light! … Just not that one!”
Let’s go frolic under the gaze of the giant day-ball of death, they said. It will be fun, they said.
No good sir I am meant to be at the pool side near sunset during a good small party with Jimmy Buffet playing the background.
Just have well meaning kids bury you in sand and feed you all day.
Sounds like a good plan. But I would have to hold their cell phones hostage to ensure I am feed on time. And then there is the problem with the face and the breathing.
Look up Sun Poisoning. Its a real thing.
You know its bad when you turn purple like a void elf or are covered in blisters like an Unholy DK is hitting you.
Yeah it happened to my wife and I a long time ago when we lived in FL.
I swim almost everyday in the morning!
Always get to see the sun rising, I am immune!
You and I have very different understandings of what being buried in the sand entails.
We probably do. (offers you a anyway)
As an ultra white individual with Scandinavian heritage I can empathize with your plight. Old wives tale recipe that actually works for me if you apply it right away is vinegar on a towel, placed on the sun burn. It will sting, you’ll smell like a pickle, but it sucks the heat out of the burn and you won’t peal and ends up turning into a decent tan. It is my go to relief in the summer… Even if I only get a little pink.
Yeah I don’t tan at all and never have. I go straight to burning.
And when it heals, i don’t get that subtle burn tan either so the sun will just burn me again.
SPF 75 is where its at (because I can’t find anything higher)