Ghost + sun = 🔥

:ghost: + :sunny: = :fire:

Listen well my fellow pale ghost like gaming WoW friends… That sunscreen does not always work. Don’t listen to them when they say “come hang out on the beach”… It’s a TRAP!!

owchhh……my sunburns hurt!

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The sun is not our friend. The sun burns. Do not listen to these melanoma loving paladins!

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Sunscreen exposure is cumulative. Think of it like ablative armor. The sun will burn through it after X number of minutes. It must be re-applied, or the sun will burn through and then burn your skin.

What is this ‘sun’ you speak of?

I know only of the blighted Daymoon, that which sears flesh and sinew.

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This is practical advice but it’s not goofie or sympathetic. There for I do not like it good sir!

Melanoma loving pally!!

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I prefer to hide in the dark and hiss when the sun shines in through the windows.

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But… a Margirita (Margarita) out on the beach is the best.

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It’s only Tauren Paladin who love the sun. I hate that big ball.

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“For the Light! … Just not that one!”

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Let’s go frolic under the gaze of the giant day-ball of death, they said. It will be fun, they said.

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No good sir I am meant to be at the pool side near sunset during a good small party with Jimmy Buffet playing the background.

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Just have well meaning kids bury you in sand and feed you all day.

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Sounds like a good plan. But I would have to hold their cell phones hostage to ensure I am feed on time. And then there is the problem with the face and the breathing.

Look up Sun Poisoning. Its a real thing.

You know its bad when you turn purple like a void elf or are covered in blisters like an Unholy DK is hitting you.

Yeah it happened to my wife and I a long time ago when we lived in FL.

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I swim almost everyday in the morning!

Always get to see the sun rising, I am immune!:penguin:

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You and I have very different understandings of what being buried in the sand entails. :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

We probably do. (offers you a :tropical_drink: anyway)

As an ultra white individual with Scandinavian heritage I can empathize with your plight. Old wives tale recipe that actually works for me if you apply it right away is vinegar on a towel, placed on the sun burn. It will sting, you’ll smell like a pickle, but it sucks the heat out of the burn and you won’t peal and ends up turning into a decent tan. It is my go to relief in the summer… Even if I only get a little pink.

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Yeah I don’t tan at all and never have. I go straight to burning.

And when it heals, i don’t get that subtle burn tan either so the sun will just burn me again.

SPF 75 is where its at (because I can’t find anything higher)

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