Just be thankful you don’t have to wear a fursuit
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Bang! Bang! Bang!
“You’re not doing it right, move it a little to the left.”
Bang! Bang! Bang!
“There you go that’s just right.”
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“Now we can really get that table built quickly.”
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is this a photo shoot? lol
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After the table is built, we can do things on top of it and you’re welcome to take pictures. I have no shame about people watching me eat my lunch especially when I eat bananas or hotdogs.
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And I thought the queen of lewd had retired ![:open_mouth:](https://d38bqls1q93fod.cloudfront.net/en/wow/images/emoji/twitter/open_mouth.png?v=6" ":open_mouth:")
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Oh she did, she retired to her bedroom and special people are invited. Mirrors, lots of mirrors and flowing silk and jasmine incense and servants wearing fursuits.
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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ︵ ╯(°□° ╯)
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Too late.
I already finished lunch so you’re welcome to flip the table all you want.
That banana was delicious.
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Ok, Lewd lessons time.
RULE ONE: Be clever and funny, not crude and base.
RULE TWO: Always word it in a way where children have no clue what you’re talking about but everyone else does.
RULE THREE: Occasionally it’s ok, to nudge a bit over the line, but don’t do it very often and try to make it relevant to the circumstances going on at the time.
flashes everyone
![:sunglasses:](https://d38bqls1q93fod.cloudfront.net/en/wow/images/emoji/twitter/sunglasses.png?v=6" ":sunglasses:")
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its only Lewd if you have a Lewd mind
![:banana:](https://d38bqls1q93fod.cloudfront.net/en/wow/images/emoji/twitter/banana.png?v=6" ":banana:")
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Yes, this is mostly true, the exceptions would be if it’s blatant, but RULE ONE and TWO takes care of that.
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The Queen is dead!!
Long Live the Queen!!
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gets into a racoon suit and shakes her behind then scurries out of the lounge looking for some nuts to feast on
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Accurate.
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Fat Panda in da Lounge ![:panda_face:](https://d38bqls1q93fod.cloudfront.net/en/wow/images/emoji/twitter/panda_face.png?v=6" ":panda_face:")
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Naw, you’re not fat, you’re fluffy!! ![:smiling_face_with_three_hearts:](https://d38bqls1q93fod.cloudfront.net/en/wow/images/emoji/twitter/smiling_face_with_three_hearts.png?v=6" ":smiling_face_with_three_hearts:")
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/squints eyes
who let you in here panda?
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I answered the add for a panda pillow, you will just have to bear with me Belfy
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So, did you get the pillow? ![:smiley:](https://d38bqls1q93fod.cloudfront.net/en/wow/images/emoji/twitter/smiley.png?v=6" ":smiley:")