/hugs Nornila to try and revivie her.
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ty /salute
its a long story to explain why they cause damage but i will be fine! 
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Orc hugs cause life threatening injuries or in some cases death.
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/thinks to herself. “How can I harness the power of orc hugs for my own?”
/has a drink me potion and hides in a corner of the lounge where no one can see her.
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You could attach some bellows to your chest armor and then stand in front of a windmill. Orc hugs are probably worth a few megawatts.
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Don’t give evil Alice any ideas. She might hook our friendly orc up to a machine for power now that you mentioned it.
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/shadowdance
/hugs
But I can still hugs u 
/bounces away hoppily 
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Can you withstand the smell of an orc?
When I take my boots the smell of orc feet will kill everyone in the lounge.
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Potato salad.
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/puts on gas mask.
Good. rubs hands together. Good. Everything will come together. Good.
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You have to be wearing leather, mail or plate boots. Those really built up the stink and sweat. Cloth has more breathing room so any cloth boots is not a problem.
That potato salad will go nicely with the 
's Elmer makes.
Do you have Snickers ice cream too?
(Lady Cyndi Lou wanders in.)
I-m sorry for being a bit gross, but this mage here wants to be an orc.
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“No problem.”
When it comes to Alice, it isn’t good. She puts the evil in evil.
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I can be a bit more eviler, I mean I’ll survive and so will Cyndilou and death knights they are already ready dead. I love and breathe ar8ot because it’s an orc thing.
How do you know I’m not manipulating the whole thing?
“I live in Undercity, after all. Your Orc Funk can’t even phase me.”
/LOL
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There should be a stench de buff for Alliance for grouping with us.
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Because I know Alice. There is more to this and I just don’t trust her. She usually finds some way to get everyone else in the end.
She hasn’t been in your fel soda latey has she?
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“Not me. My City may stink, but I do not. Eucalyptus Oil is good for more than just killing maggots. It kills Stink too.”
/grin
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