GD Lounge # Reforged Shadowlands (Part 1)

“Going good. Hubby bought us Season 1 of Picard, and we are binge watching it.”
/smile

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hope you enjoy it. From what my cousin and his freind talk about Star Trek it sounds nice.

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“So far, I LOVE it.”

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Well someone has to enjoy this Eat Me cookie.

/eats the wonderland cookie and grows thirty feet.

There that is better.

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Warhammer Fantasy’s Old World(as well as it’s replacement Realms in Age of Sigmar) is clearly the Realm of Order to counter the Realm of Chaos.

Considering the Warhammer 40K-verse is apparently inside a Bottle in Altdorf’s University I would say that Slaanesh is a corruption of the Warp induced by the Bottle.

The other 3 Chaos Gods are a corruption of the Warp induced by the War against the C’tan who are an incursion into the Bottle by the ancient Enemies of the Old Ones who broke in when they sensed the Necrons hate for them.

The C’tan can’t even sense the Warp despite the Warhammer 40K Universe being created in the Order Side of the Warp so that should tell you how Alien the things are!

The C’tan are also responsible for the development of Mankind so that should give us a hint to where they came from: Our Earth!

The True Demons would turn a Realm whose origins they know nothing of into a copy of the World they remember.

I also suspect the Dragon of Mars is not the Void Dragon but the Dragon Emperor of Cathay during his and the Star Empress’s time of absence. I suspect the Omnissiah defeated him and locked him away on his fortress of Mars before letting him out on agreement to work together to create the Imperium of Mankind.

At some point following or near the end of the Horus Heresy the Omnissiah transferred his Eye to the Dragon Emperor(either while the Emperor was ensconced on the Golden Throne, while he was lying on the Battlefield or before the Final Battle) turning him into the Omnissiah granting the Machine God absolute control over the Imperium.

The Machine God’s name? Abaddon the Destroyer. There’s a reason Captain Abaddon of the Sons of Horus had Black Hair before completely shaving it during the end of the Horus Heresy while Warmaster Abaddon has Red Hair held together with a Topknot bearing a Metal Skull(something only seen in association with Khorne and C’tan): Warmaster Abaddon is Warmaster Horus possessed by Abaddon the Destroyer!

Warmaster Abaddon also has Golden Eyes just like the Emperor as a result of looking into the Astronomican!

Why did 1st Captain Abaddon shave his hair?: So that he could impersonate Horus and kill the Emperor while he is distracted! Naturally the Emperor is already possessed by Abaddon the Destroyer so he gazes at Horus(wearing Abaddon’s Armor), Abaddon-Horus glares at 1st Captain Abaddon, 1st Captain Abaddon begs Abaddon-Horus to kill him and Abaddon-Horus obliges using the Emperor’s Sword.

Once 1st Captain Abaddon is dead the Destroyer only needs to psychically direct Warmaster Horus to the Astronomican. Horus being weak-willed and not having any other ideas heads to the Astronomican and when the Emperor is interred there Abaddon transmits his corruption into the Warmaster and directs him towards one of his Shards to use as a Topknot(just in case the Astronomican goes offline).

Horus had the Universe in his grasp but as soon as Abaddon the Destroyer made the suggestion to look at the Astronomican he let it slip through his fingers!

If Cypher makes an attack on the Golden Throne while Abaddon is fighting Guilliman one can imagine the Destroyer revealing what he done to the Emperor just by visibly speaking in the same disjointed manner the Emperor spoke in Dark Imperium! The Warmaster would randomly start sputtering disjointed sentences while the Emperor would be giving direct cohesive orders to his subjects to get rid of Cypher!

Guilliman would probably attempt the same stunt he did with the Tyranids and look into Abaddon’s mind only for Abaddon to eventually notice and hit Guilliman with Memories of the events that led to Abaddon taking over Horus in order to distract Guilliman while taking over him to create a Portal to pull Cypher out of the Golden Throne chamber and incinerate him with the Emperor’s Sword while he gets Horus’s empty shell out of there during the chaos.

Guilliman would rush to the Golden Throne to see it secure and having proven himself by removing Cypher and seemingly killing him be allowed in. Having noticed the Eye being placed in the Emperor’s head before being ensconced in the Golden Throne he immediately is suspicious enough to remove it.

Cue the Dragon Emperor of Cathay now free of Abaddon’s control prying himself from the Golden Throne, rejuvenating and returning to his Dragon Form as he flees to the Tau Empire(the last place with his ideals). The High Lord of Terra who serves as the ruler of the Adeptus Mechanicus randomly reveals himself as a perpetual on the level of the Emperor and offers himself to be ensconced on the Throne to reactivate the Astronomican which Guilliman accepts.

The Adeptus Mechanicus leader telekinetically grabs the Eye of Abaddon(the Machine God he worships) and places it into his Eye Socket restoring Abaddon the Destroyer as the C’tan God-Emperor of Humanity while mentally mocking Guilliman as a weakling and a fool who had the Universe in his fingers and let it slip away just like Horus and the Dragon Emperor before him!

(Lady Cyndi Lou wanders back in.)

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climbs out from under his blankie dressed up like a :carrot:and sits in Surfy’s lap

Gee whiz, I hope there no hungry :rabbit: around just waiting to take a nibble out of an adorable :carrot:!!

giggles and watches adorable otter and bunny videos in Surfy’s lap

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Hmmmmm…that’s a good question. There’s lots and lots of places to take nifty screenshots!

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“Should be someplace Neutral. With little to no mobs.”

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Neutral but pretty :slight_smile:

Pandaria maybe?

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I always liked the beach in Krasarang :slight_smile:

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ooo that beach with all the turtles?

yeah, that is a nice spot :smiley:

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I was thinking Dalaran in the inn to be our hang out in game.

We would have to sync our time and schedules since we are in different time zones.

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I’d take this limo:

At one time I drove my 2001 Audi A4 all wheel drive like a maniac. Now I drive my 2011 Corolla in the slow lane. Evading police pursuit has taken second place to not being pursued. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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99 ford escort zx2 with the same tastes here :slight_smile: Lil Green gets better millage at 45 than at 75 anyway :smiley:

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/lays down in the center of the lounge

Hello and good morrning.

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Anyone know if there is a Nazjatar and Mechagon skip?

I don’t remember mech as I didn’t bring alts there, BFA was to much for me on that stuff but I don’t think they did into naz skips to get the place unlocked as it was just like 3 quests.

If you went all the way to the raid though you just had to do that on one charcther I think.

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So far it only unlocks by following the War Campaign story line on alts, I really wish there were skips to zones. Thinking about not being able to play my alts it’s really withdrawing myself even faster from the game. Too many locks, loops and hoops for one character.

I don’t remember the requrirments for that as in BFA I just had a horde and allaince toon doing each side so I could get the story and it burnt me out.

I thought they made it unlock immedity but I guess I just kept up with things lol.