pops out of his deathgate
Did someone say…EVIL?! BEARS ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD AND I DON’T LIKE WATCHING OTTER VIDEOS! BECAUSE I’M EVIL!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
runs back through his deathgate
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Otter videos are cool though. Naughty DK.
chrisp’s dwarf mage that he leveled a bit today
edit: i mean no offense just joking around
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pokes his his head out of his deathgate
Naughty? No! I’M EVIL!!!
casts Raise Dead on all the tasty 
!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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pokes his head out through his deathgate
No offense taken!
gives Chrisp’s Mage a totally evil high five
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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pokes his head out of Surfy’s pocket
NOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOT ALL MY TASTY !!!
jumps out of Surfy’s pocket and runs after the tasty to catch them
You get back on your bread or else!
runs out of the Lounge chasing a complaining bear named Mal-something or other
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comes into the Lounge, covered in feathers and fur, greedily stuffing the remnants of a tasty in his mouth, and dragging a large sack behind him
That Evil Elmer almost made me cry! But boy oh boy, was he wrong! I had a lot of fun catching all those naughty bears and making them into tasty sandwiches again!
puts all the tasty on a table and uses his Gnomey magic to keep them from coming alive again
I’m a sleepy Gnomey now! Night night, everyone!
yawns, stretches his arms wide, and climbs into Surfy’s pocket to go to sleep
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You were nice to my baby blizzard bear this time right? Right?
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pokes his head out of Surfy’s pocket
Yep! He even helped me catch all the naughty bears that lied and said they weren’t bears! He’s a very nice real bear! I gave him some special good bear treats I keep in my pocket for the real bears!
yawns, and climbs into Surfy’s lap with his favorite blankie to finish sleeping
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Playing a lot of the Mercenaries mode in Hearthstone
It’s kinda neat to see stuff like a black Forsaken character or the non binary Blood Elf. ( Seriously I just found out about all these new characters and I love all of them )
I was just playing to get the new rat mount and now I got something new to mentally gnaw on for awhile.
Also the mental image of Rosenivy and Varden being buddies tickles me. Like something similar to this
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/widepeepoHappy
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/wave
/smile
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it means good happy day btw lol
/salute
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So I’ve been summoned to work in Orgrimmar for the next 2 weeks to help up security. It’s Hallows End Monday, I might be stationed at Razor Hill.
My undead rouge will take my place to entertain the lounge and forums.
Again, don’t eat anything apple related, it’s not safe. Her apples are poison to the living, they can kill or do some kind of random transformation.
I should know, I was an ugly human for a week I had to hide in Dalaran. I was pretty, smelled nice, guys were buying me expensive things, giving me their gold and taking me out to eat.
The free food I never turned down, but at the end I told them I liked big strong orcs not puny male humans. They walked out of the restaurant sad after they payed the bill. I don’t know if it was all the food I ordered or I told them I liked orcs better.
I turned back into an orc while I was in a bar, and made a Dwarf go totally solber after seeing that.
At least I didn’t turn into a orge.
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As long as she remembers surfy running thru is friend and not fast food 
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stirs in Surfy’s lap and looks up from under his blankie
…Are you a bear?
yawns and falls back to sleep to dream dreams of Nelfy floofs and tasty
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naw, just something I translated from what the guards were yelling at me when I tried to do a selfie with the dark lady
“oooo lookie all natural fast food” 
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Sounds fun.
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Ooo i just realized, you don’t know one of my own silly habits
One of the things I tend to enjoy from time to time is sneaking around horde cities
I even started to make an effort to get a selfie with the Dark Lady, she wasn’t exactly overly amused I don’t think 
(side note out of respect to our horde sisters and brothers, no horde were injured in the taking of these selfies…
…one nelfy though needed some repairs afterward )
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Speaking of Dwarves going Sober the Dwarf who was my key into the rest of Shadowforge City mentioned how his getting sober made me look like a Human which he dismissed as a Hallucination.
Yes. He thought becoming sober made him hallucinate which says a lot about who regularly visits the Grim Guzzler: Non-Dark Irons…
Speaking of Halloween the Guild Wars 2 Halloween Event has introduced the Cat named Madame Cookie this Year and she is heavily implied to be the Elder Dragon Zhaitan through her dialogue.
If Mad King Thorn breaks out of the Mad Realm successfully in a few years then I would expect Zhaitan to take his place within the Mad Realm arguing with Palawa Joko and serving as the Boss for Ascent to Madness.
End of Dragons is where Guild Wars 1 references reach their end on Tyria so Mad King Thorn breaking out after End of Dragons will be the big finale to the Storylines set up by Guild Wars 1.
The Stories set up by Guild Wars 1 are:
- The Mursaat
- The Elder Dragons
- The Canthan Empire
- The Banishment of the Sensali Tengu
- Palawa Joko
- The Charr Civil War
- Dhuum
- Menzies
- Mad King Thorn’s attempts to return to Tyria
Guild Wars 2 is soon reaching the point where it must stand on it’s own two feet. Mad King Thorn’s freedom into Tyria and Madame Zhaitan Cookie taking his place as the Halloween Host will celebrate the start of Guild Wars 2’s independence! The Ending of an Old Era and the Beginning of a New Era!
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