Greetings fellow adventurers of Azeroth!
I come before you today with a serious concern that has been weighing heavily on my mind. It’s a matter of utmost urgency that we address the sad state of affairs of our beloved Fury Warriors in the Wrath of the Lich King Classic.
Now, I don’t want to sound like I’m throwing shade at my fellow Warriors, but let’s face it, our DPS is about as threatening as a Murloc on a diet. I mean, have you seen the raid parses lately? It’s like we’re barely making a dent in those boss health bars, while our counterparts in other classes are just mopping the floor with us.
I know what you’re thinking, “But wait, Fury Warriors have some of the most badass abilities in the game, like Rampage, Bloodthirst, and Execute!” And you’re not wrong, my friend. But have you ever tried using them in a raid environment? It’s like trying to swing a wet noodle at a brick wall.
I’m not saying that we need to be overpowered or anything, but let’s face it, our current state is just sad. We’re supposed to be the rage-fueled, whirlwind of destruction on the battlefield, but right now we’re more like a mildly agitated house cat.
So, my fellow Warriors, I implore you to join me in demanding a buff for our beloved class. Let’s make our voices heard and show Blizzard that we refuse to be relegated to the bottom of the DPS charts any longer. Together, we can make Fury Warriors great again!
In the meantime, I’ll be over here, twiddling my thumbs and trying not to get one-shot by the trash mobs. Thanks for listening, and may the loot gods smile upon us all.
