Friendly PSA from a vulpera

please ask for consent before /petting or /booping.
We aren’t pets, we are friends.
Sometimes we enjoy these things but consider how it makes us feel… okay?
much love - plaguedemon.

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Someone’s asking for a floofing. Cmere you.

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You don’t look like a vulpera to me.

You look like someone who’s paying for his R2D2 cosplay in installments.

But regardless, I’ll /pet every vulpera I see, and there’s nothing you can do about it.

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I hope this is not a serious thread.

nothing i post is serious.

But if nothing is serious, then neither is your response to me… so that means… ummmm… oh dear. I think I have given myself a headache! :crazy_face::wink:

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Why would people pet a vermin?

That’s like wanting to pet a wild squirrel or a subway rat. No thanks.

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https://media.giphy.com/media/ToNCmqhdhRPuc89r47/giphy.gif

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I was training a squirrel at my cabin to come take nuts out of my pocket…seemed like a good idea at the time.

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Don’t worry.

I usual growl at people looking for that kind of attention.

/boop

/pet

good boy. Yes you are! Wanna come and lay on my bed like a good doggie?

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My brother tried doing that to his dog and the dog thinks he is playing and runs around trying to catch the water in it’s mouth.

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But what about punting? You actually look more aerodynamic then a gnome.

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That dog is either a genius or idiot. No in between!

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I imagine that’s what a vulpera would do too, after all, foxes are just cat software in dog hardware.

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/gasp!

No respectable Vulpera would ever keep their ears hostage in a helmet like that!

YOU MONSTER!

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if i had them in the open… every muddy hand would rustle them!!!

From where i come, vulperas dosent exist.

Vulpera does not equal consent = Cosplay does not equal consent.

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When I floof random vulpera some of them /w me an uwu. That’s usually enough to scare me off.

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