You may pet my floofy tail, but it will be hard for you to skritch behind my ears with this helmet. Careful not to impale yourself on my shoulder spikes.
Just don’t touch the paws and we’re fine either way.
facts. paw touching is only after marriage.
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I hold my pugs paw all the time…
I find it odd a plague demon doesn’t want affection but that’s likely warhammer infecting my mind.
No wonder random groups act so toxic! 
“Unbreakable Kimmy Schmitt” reference?
I have a /lick and a /tickle macro I use randomly on people as I run by them. Maybe I should make a /pet macro for when I see Vulpera?
Giving a /hug, /boop or such to a gnome or vulpera is some of my few enjoyments.
I imagine them being cute and huggable and kind; Until they open their mouth and turn out to be as vile as anyone else. 
I like the random /hug or /boop myself.
It just feels like I am visible for a time and someone appreciated me at some point, if even for a stupid reason.
I don’t think anyone has ever pet my alt vulpera.
Someone did spit on her once, however 
you can pet me all you want uWu
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