I would like to take this time i have away from the computer to formally declare war on healers.
No healer shall be spared from my relentless pursuit, whether you’re a Priest, Druid, Paladin, or any other mystical mender of wounds. From this day forth, consider me your mischievous stalker, lurking in the shadows and ready to make your life just a tad more annoying.
If this means that im charging head first into my death so be it. Every point of damage i deal, be it padding or otherwise, will be directed at you. All of you do gooders will know my unbridled fury.
I wouldnt be so sure about that, but having said that, my goal is not to kill them that’s a bonus. My goal is to make a healers day mildly more annoying.
You’re certainly welcome to chase me around. Even get some buddies to help. The more I can get you and your pals to waste time chasing me while my team does objectives, the better!
I’m not afraid of dying, in fact it’s my specialty as denoted by the SPM-patented “Failed Blitzwidget” maneuver.