Female draenei!

Um, it’s space grass. Get it right!

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Wait. What was that? Oh it’s you again… From the side I can’t see you.

Or to make it clearer, you look like a boy…

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that’s it COME FIGHT ME YOU DEGENERATE TIN CAN EATING GALATIC SPACE GOAT FLOOZIE! i’ve seen roadkill that looks better than you draenei and smells better too.

I agree. Roadkill was my last Belf hoof polisher, but I had to let her go cause she was, shall we say, ripe…

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I had to give up the tin cans. sigh I was getting too much waggle…

Give worgen tails.

all right thats it your horns will serve as a nice back scratcher. lets go hooved harlot!

what purpose does your tail serve?

For mating. It attracts a mate. I would be a Draenei right now if I could but playing on Alliance side just is not possible right now.

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Your back is the side with the tramp stamp? Yes? If, somehow, you don’t have one how can I tell back from front?

I’ll be using this, for sure.

ill be using your horns for lawnmower blades you two-timing floozy!

oh…you know…stuff

-Inspects her nail’s- Has anyone, ever, come back to you for seconds?

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has anyone ever come back to you ever?

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A long list of suitors… Most of whom stopped by more than once.

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You’re a sad Panda, and I don’t mean a Pandaran.

Female Draenei are the best people in the game.

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waggles majestically.