Hey there Blizzard Devs,
Just wanted to drop in and give you a standing ovation for what is clearly the most thrilling, soul-enriching, edge-of-my-seat gameplay loop I’ve ever experienced: the Darkfuse Solutions rep grind.
I mean, wow. Where do I even begin?
Spending hours digging through literal garbage like a raccoon with a Master’s degree in Scrapology? Yes please. It’s not just content, it’s commentary.
Forming 2x4 groups and farming hyperspawning goblins until my eyes glaze over and I start seeing Market Research IRL? Never been happier.
Turning in 84 identical boxes for 500 rep each, praying to the RNG gods for that sweet, sweet exalted bar to move? Honestly, it’s what I live for. Who needs variety, pacing or gameplay loops when you can just grind one activity for 9 hours?
And don’t even get me started on the Prototype Auto Advertiser. A consumable that makes enemies hit harder and boosts your drop rate? Amazing design. Risk vs reward? More like rage vs regret. 10/10.
Seriously, nothing says “immersive gameplay” like vacuuming up trash piles and converting your Market Research into bureaucratic approval from a shady underground company. If this isn’t peak fantasy MMO, I don’t know what is.
Oh, and the best part? All of this for the glorious reward of a robot crab mount. Totally worth it. My time is meaningless anyway.
So thank you, Blizzard. Thank you for reminding us that when it comes to rep grinds, the only limit is how dead inside we’re willing to feel. Can’t wait to see what exhilarating gameplay you’ve got planned next. Maybe 1500 world quests for a transmog sock?
Yours in sarcasm and Market Research™,
A totally satisfied, definitely not slowly losing it player.