Yes, I have horns, hooves, and a tail. Yes, I’m a vegetarian. Yes, I fall over a lot and am easily distracted. That. Does. Not. Make. Me. A. Goat.
So tired of all these baaaaad players having me tele in only to send me not funny goat joke whispers or have people call me goat girl instead of the name I have chosen for myself, god empress nasuuna the wise and just uber healer.
So this is just a PSA if I hear you so much as bleet in our next group - NO HEALS FOR YOU.
When you’re trying to be the G.O.A.T instead of goat? Be more specific if you don’t like goat jokes. Trust me, they can get way nastier then you have been hearing/seeing. Ever serve in the military…just one example. I’ve seen weird stuff involving goats with my own eyes, I still don’t sleep right.
Afghani’s LOVE their goats. Love them so much in fact that we had one guy throw a CHAIN at our helicopter because we scared his goat away while he was “busy” with it.