Enough with the goat jokes, we get it already

Yes, I have horns, hooves, and a tail. Yes, I’m a vegetarian. Yes, I fall over a lot and am easily distracted. That. Does. Not. Make. Me. A. Goat. :goat:

So tired of all these baaaaad players having me tele in only to send me not funny goat joke whispers or have people call me goat girl instead of the name I have chosen for myself, god empress nasuuna the wise and just uber healer.

So this is just a PSA if I hear you so much as bleet in our next group - NO HEALS FOR YOU.

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It sounds like all those jokes really got your goat.

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Huh, too bad. I think goats are kinda cute.

(JUST kidding.)

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I am heart reacting because there is no angry face button. Grrrr. I kick!

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You won’t catch me making any more goat jokes. Not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin.

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Seriously, if you hate the jokes, you might want to rethink the mod. It does kinda suggest a rural farm-like theme there.

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how about space lamb?

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Um, excuse me sir, I’m an elekk farmer on the weekends, do you think these bangs pay for themselves? Those prepots? This is my farmer attire.

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Your mistake was taking this thread seriously. Yare yare daze.

oh come on everyone gets a kick out of hearing the space goat jokes

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When you’re trying to be the G.O.A.T instead of goat? Be more specific if you don’t like goat jokes. Trust me, they can get way nastier then you have been hearing/seeing. Ever serve in the military…just one example. I’ve seen weird stuff involving goats with my own eyes, I still don’t sleep right.

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:upside_down_face:

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Afghani’s LOVE their goats. Love them so much in fact that we had one guy throw a CHAIN at our helicopter because we scared his goat away while he was “busy” with it.

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np, w/e floats your goat.

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space goats are everywhere even on the PS4

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Goat sim is fun…played it a fair bit myself. Something satisfying about licking a moving vehicle…

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Wow way to reinforce the stereotype Kol, cant’ you see I’m trying to make waves here!?

Well, you could always take that waggle and jump into the pool. That’d make some hefty waves. /snrk

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OP’s mog makes them look like a farmer

does this make them a goat who farms goats?

but goats don’t swim very well…