But baby goats are adorable how can you not like goats?
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I see zero problems with this.
Could be possible lucrative entertainment too…place your bets folks, which goat drowns last!
I’m an elekk farmer 
You look like a fat panda. Oh wait, you are one.
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gotta do something to distract people from sad and inevitable fate when we end up conquered by the evil goose army
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Baby everything are adorable. It’s an evolutionary response to the fact that humans are apex predators and we like adorable things. 
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What do you call a space goat that lip syncs?
Billy-Vanilli.
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I would main a goose rogue. Or a duck wizard. As long as he had the pointy hat.
Fun fact, Duck Wizards come with a wand built-in! It’s a little twisted, though.
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Human females see adorable, human males see small food…
As a toddler I was attacked from the back by a Canadian goose. Yes, rogue is fitting.
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Geese are nasty creatures. Mean, can hold a grudge for years…I swear they are the prototype of women. Ha.
No, human males also see adorable and just pretend they only see food because they sadly labor under the erroneous belief that seeing adorable rather than just food is an exclusively feminine trait.
This usually clears up after becoming a parent, thankfully.
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You go, goat-grrrl!
They are also loud, obnoxious, and pretty gross - they smell alot. Very territorial. Doesn’t realize it has a grapefruit sized brain… the prototype for men!
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Baaaht, it’s yer jorb
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Wait, we lost the sideways slit pupil somewhere along the line? I want that back.
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Space the final frontier…
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ducks are evil too they cant be trusted either
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insert goat noises
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