It’s beautiful.
This is correct.
Which is still shorter than me.
/snort
Okay.
No, the humans are impressive to me. Having short lifespans and fragile bodies, humans have overcome incredible oppression and threat while dragging themselves to the top of the power heap on a planet full of immortal beings, overwhelming magic, space goats, marauding orcs, demons, and dragons.
The humans on this planet are unutterably impressive beings.
Elves are not superior in the slightest. In their long lives, they continually screw up on a planetary scale, can’t get along with each other for even the length of a mortal’s life, frequently upset natural and elemental forces to the detriment of every race on Azeroth, repeatedly invite the Legion into the world for selfish, junkee-like reasons, and are so underpopulated that they are frequently threatened with extinction…because despite all their wisdom and experience, they apparently forgot basic survival skills like sex.
Nope. Sorry, OP. You’re here and you’re useful, but the elves are not even the most interesting–much less the most powerful–among the races in WoW’s universe.
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Undead elves are the real Raza Cósmica. We aren’t biased.
Who would win? A race of highly developed and cultured elves with millennia of might and magic? Or some sweaty ape bois who figured out how to pick up a sword?
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Apparently…the sword-wielding neanderthals. Which race is in power? Which race has maintained control for centuries and still has a funtional, thriving network of cities and trade?
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You guys come from Trolls.
Soon as I finish the touchups on my de evolution ray gun, I can prove it.
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Worgen should be pretty chilled out, if the old saying about growing hair on your hands is true. The dudes at least.
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The space cows are a little…much for me personally…
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Can you make sure to break that thing when you’re done? I don’t want to risk becoming a trogg.
Troggs are a corruption of earthen, though…
Uhhh suuuuure. Hey quick question, totally unrelated to the ray gun, what’s the best way to get to the moons?
But with enough concentrated fire of the ray gun I can turn him back into a earthen and then a trogg.
I mean…Venusaur.
ahem who was it who taught you to use magic which then kept humans from extinction by Troll barbequeing?
I considered that. Shame they couldn’t use it to better effect themselves…cooperating with each other rather than constantly being either at one another’s throats or playing with cataclysmic forces that threaten the entire planet.
I keep recalling the result of the 100 original human mages, however. In their hubris, the elves were “shocked” by the acumen and affinity the humans had for the arcane. It had never occurred to them that a lowly, “lesser” race could wield such power or be a useful ally.
It is the elven lack of humility, lack of desire to cooperate with others, and inability to care about the races they share the planet with consistently enough that cripples them.
The elven races should, by rights and nature, be the primary force on the planet. But they aren’t.
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Who was it who turned to humans because said trolls were kicking your rear?
Suffering loss after loss, the high elves turned to the humans of Arathor for support.
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Elf hate is superior.
The malice it gives the community.
Now if we can just figure out a way to turn it into energy.
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Grummle. You’re my favorite today.
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