Elves are alright, but they got nothing on us Worgen.
Flips hair.
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Oh I know, I just wanted to make a joke about how the Void elves almost immediately became the Alliance’s CIA Black Ops equivalent as soon as we joined 
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random Alliance general: “we need someone killed what are our options?”
random Alliance war cabinet member: “Send in the Void elves!!!”
I think that’s because they’re a faction of a race, and not really a race. Alleria’s (sp) squad were the SWAT team.
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I swear elf patriotism threads sounds like they belong in a white supremacist rally.
Same type of rhetoric, really.
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You’re superior for use as ghoul chow alright.
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You’re a human with ear and eye deformities.
Infinitely superior to a fair few races, but definitely can’t touch Vulpera.
In order from worst to best:
Undead
Orcs
Goblins
Trolls
Tauren
Gnomes
Kul’Tirin
HMT
Mechagnomes
Dwarves (all)
Humans
Pandas
Worgen
Elves (all)
Space goats (all)
Vulpera
Hey now. Male goats aren’t that bad.
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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Male goats… meh. Female goats are pretty nice 
Gorilla gains bröthër
'Ate Orcs
'Ate Deadies
'Ate Elves
Love the sea
Love me wife
Love me mum
Simple as~
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They’re dead sexy.
Too thin. Look like some supermodel trash.
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'Ate The Horde
'Ate Elves
'Ate Orcs
Luv’ the Sea
Luv’ Boats
Luv’ me wife
Simple as.
…? Are you just not gonna mention the antlers? How about my shadowy Tentacles?
This is incorrect.
If every NE male looked like Mal yeah they’d be cool, but he’s the only one with feathers and antlers and all that fun stuff.
I’ll give VE the tentacles though, they can be slightly above.
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Elves are wildly unstable beings that should count themselves lucky that they still have opposable thumbs.
this is the laugh I wish I had, then it’d freak people out more when I emerged from shadowy corners.
And night elves stand on top of that elf superiority ladder.
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