Elves are *infinitely* superior

Elf hate has to be the most ridiculous cover-up for insecurity ever. We’re downright gorgeous, live 10-bajillion years if we get our fill of magic, and have undeniably the best aesthetic in the game, objectively.

Can’t even imagine why people complain.

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because they are jealous

You’re inferior to goats.
Goats.

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because every time an elf shows up they gotta flex

like right now

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Elfs are nothing but food for the undead :stuck_out_tongue: and the second that the undead get some real options instend of lazy second hand options ill return to being one

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They hate us cuz they ain’t us.

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Considering how many problems Elves have brought to Azeroth I’d say the hatred dished out at Elves is well earned.

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THIS.

/WAGGLE

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Because you’re a liar. We all know Gnomes are creatures of infinite patience and unfathomable rage just waiting for the right moment to obliterate you all!

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Hey just because you can’t eat me doesn’t mean I don’t potentially taste delicious!!!

The biggest thing Gnomes have done is listen to the wrong leader who then nuked their own city.

Dwarves are in a civil war of sorts.

Humans bicker among themselves for power, often leaving their own homeless.

Draenei are guilty of nothing more than being non-conformists and refusing to drink the Fel Kool-Aid.

Worgen of course have anger management issues, but if you have hairy palms 24/7 I think you’d have anger issues as well!

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Yeah, that’s kind of a problem. In nearly every fantasy world I’ve ever read or played (except Discworld), elves are always portrayed as glamorous, pretty, aloof, fae, and somehow superior to humans.

One of the reasons I liked WOW’s “dingy” blood elves who had to fess up to mana (then fel) addiction needed to even maintain that sort of culture, as if admitting that everything had a cost and now the blood elves were being handed a check.

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In looks. Yes.

If I were in the foxhole, I’d take almost every other race. As they say “In a foxhole, there is no eyeliner.”

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I think eves are cool, all varieties! Great lore, interesting people. The forums just need to mellow out on that subject. :sweat_smile: For the last few years it’s been constant “elf this and elf that.” Talk about gnomes instead! The true masters. Or anything else.

Garithos did nothing wrong.

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Being particularly enthralled with the idea of the ubermensch is always off-putting.

Everyone has the best aesthetic in the game. All faction/race themed zones are beautiful in their own way, especially in comparison with each other :smile:

Garithos is the Karen of the Alliance.

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To be fair that’s a Blood elf, if it’s a Void elf:

We will quite literally chew them up and spit them out…

I like the elves just fine. But they get too much hype on these forums.

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