evil sinful horns.
awfully long tails.
ugly fangs.
tentacles only good for gripping to get a better combat hold or to tug to make the draenei cry.
you aren’t deserving of those pointy ears.
so many other races have glowy eyes your not special.
sinful evil hooves. same thing succubi have.
simply, evil,sinful, floozies.
Now I’m not saying it is things other than face tentacles being…touched…but…
It is things other than face tentacles being touched…
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Unrestrained fanservice is best in both directions.
With the face tentacles? I’ve seen speculation that they’re prehensile, used for making gestures and holding things like forks (and this one time where they made a knot to simulate a rude gesture) but never anything that would lead to /shuddering
Quite. Going with heresy.
Your joke made me chuckle, but fair enough.
The door is open, it’s to be expected.
Don’t make us turn your sunwell back off.
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Girl you’re playing a Blood Elf.
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Sweetie I know sometimes feelings can be new and frightening, but you really should let yourself feel how you feel and not keep it bottled up like that.
You’ll feel much better, trust me.
HERESY
Now now, there’s no need for name calling. Blood elves are a young race, they just need some time to grow up.
Imagine being 10,000+ years old and not showing off how awesome ya look. /flex
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This guy gets it.
Maybe on Alliance but the Tallest playbale chicks are the Zandalari.
And attractive is a matter of taste, I ampersonally creeped out by crooked legs and tail.
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I appreciate your kindness. Here’s a “50% Off Anything!” coupon if there is ever anything I can help with.
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No matter how many positive/enticing words you stuff in front of face tentacles you’ll never reduce how disgusting face tentacles are.
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We’re just standing on our tip-toes honey. You can try it too if you want.
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I…
I can’t even argue with this. It’s true.
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What in tarnation.
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You don’t have tip toes.
If you guys think the face tentacles are a bonus, then you haven’t watched Lovecraft Country yet. 
Your blood elf actually looks really cool, what the Maw?
The legs aren’t crooked. The third section of our legs would just be the feet of soft footed creatures like yourself.
That’s a matter of opinions. Some people would find long elf ears disgusting. I’m a sci-fi nerd that demanded playable togruta in a certain other MMO. They idea of soft, fleshy, squeezable tentacles appeals to all the sensibilities I honestly should not have.
Aw, good taste.
/hug
I just wanted to touch, just a little.
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You’ve never had your horns stroked? It’s very relaxing. It put me right to sleep when my husband would do it. You should try it some time.
Now that’s just plain untrue.
They don’t look like your toes but they’re toes all the same. You should be more respectful for people who’s feet are different from yours.
I like your jewelry and skin, those colors are very cute on paladins.
sin’dorei are clearly the superior women.
“Finger a horn” sounds a bit different than a gentle caress…
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