Because why not? Best females in Warcraft, not much convincing needs to be done.
BIG, curvy, pointy horns
LOOONG whippy tails
Subtle Fangs
Soft, touchable, gropeable, supple, face tentacles
Pointy Ears
Glowy Eyes
Hooves, nature’s 12 inch…heels
Simply, perfection.
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Yeah we definitely don’t have enough of these threads
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Send me hoof pics.
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No normal person likes hooves.
Just find a nice orc woman.
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Buuuuuuuutt goblins
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Even Anduin Wrynn prefers Draenei girls over human women.
I’ve been trying to set him up with Vindicator Heluun for years now, but she won’t follow me out of my garrison.
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I might have to call the cops
Yep, I’m calling them
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I agree. I reserve the right to make threads for mild entertainment.
Those cost Gold. Or Anchorweed. Leveling Alchemy was a mistake.
Goblins are nice. They’ll be lightforged to be the selected frontline infantry grunt race when the Covenant of Light arrives
As a paladin, I am the “cops” of the Alliance
See, your mistake is not winging High Priestess Ishanah for him. She’s basically Velen’s second in command, was around during BC and Legion, and if you’re not a priest, she’s the one wielding the Priest artifact that summons Naaru.
Alternatively, pair Fareeya or Enaara, get some future Covenant warmongers next to the throne.
Disgusting post. Get a grip, man
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Don’t be so grumpy. Have some fun. There’s too much seriousness lately.
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Face Tentacles are not for touching, I repeat, NOT FOR TOUCHING!
/me tries hiding my Tentacles away
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Na, we are by far…can takes us to fine dining we don’t stand out…look human and at night in the bed we can get our freak on
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/10 chars
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Don’t forget the /waggle.
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Gnomes are useful. You’re safer to deploy than goblins and can crawl into tight places.
You can fix the ships, under watchful supervision from a Grand Artificer.
And in exchange we’ll give you plenty of technologies to experiment with.
…Also please put a shirt on.
You can’t lie to me, I have them too! They’re absolutely for touching! Tenderly, of course.
Technically you are human…and I sort of prefer that half. Sorry?
I knew I forgot something when discussing the tail.
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Stay away from the rest of us.
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Don’t be so mean! I’m just explaining to the…unenlightened others why we’re so great. That can’t be so bad, can it?
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Aw alright, I won’t be mean to you /hug
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Define “best”…
/squints eyes…
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Their superiority is so apparent that they’re honorary elves.
If that’s not best then there is nothing worthwhile in this world.
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