Draenei Thread: Obviously the best women

NO! GET YOUR LEWD MIND AWAY FROM ME! You shall not tempt me, DEMON! THE POWER OF THE LIGHT COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF THE LIGHT COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF THE LIGHT COMPELS YOU!

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Darling, just because you haven’t met someone to touch yours doesn’t mean they’re not for touching.

They absolutely are, why the things my darling Osculon would do with them back in the day . . . Wistful sigh

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/hug

/Fingerahorn

The tallest, most magical, most attractive, and masters of crystallic fusion

You are the better blacksmiths though. We might have a place for dwarves in our Covenant. Don’t tell anyone though.

Well obviously it’s being allowed to be honorary draenei and blessed by the Prophets.
Like the Lightbound orcs! Clearly the greatest achievement in their lives was being blessed by Prophet Yrel.

Fiiine, you can choose not to wear a shirt. But you’re tech rations is getting a minor deduction

Why, I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Also, you can spam Flash of Light all you want, it feels good~

You get it! And are sharing quite a little too much.
Please go on!

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Oh… you’re tempted.

Anymore of this degenerate heresy and all you’ll be feeling is my Blade of Justice!

Oh don’t mind this old woman’s reminiscing. There are somethings that are best discovered yourself with someone special.

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If you haven’t wedded and bedded a round, firm Pandaren woman, you’re not with a real woman.

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Draenei men are underrated i made a hot mage guy

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Draenei men are sexy too and anyone who doesn’t think so is a coward.

For most of the same reasons listed here too.

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Ew, pumps. :expressionless:

EDIT:
@Gallows: Nice hat yo.

You know what they say: If you have to insist you aren’t tempted, you’re already in deeper than temptation.

Don’t worry ma’am, it’s all just teasing in the name of fun.
Just don’t visit Goldshire. They’ll touch your tentacles in ways you’ll never be able to get out of your head…

Of course. Happy memories then!

To be fair, this is absolutely true. Have you seen them sit in a chair? Pure smug super villian pose that just makes your tail twitch.

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Goes without saying OP. Space demons are the best.

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Oh don’t worry. We’re not at all upset we get to keep those men all to ourselves.

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Whoever had the idea to make all Eredar men just red Draenei hunks in speedos?

I hope they are living their best life!

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I’ve seen things on the internet that have led me to believe… otherwise…

/shudders

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Heresy. All of it.

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I’m actually just going to chicken out. Moon Guard jokes are kind of overdone, anyways.

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I think you meant tauren ladies followed closely by worgen and vulpera ladies.

Who let this vermin is here?

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Feels like with the new customization options, dreaenei lost a lot of ground to the likes of humans, night elves and orcs.

Not to mention that the WoD model revamp gave draenei women some mean duck-face that was only really remedied on the much prettier Lightforged ladies. Too bad they have ever less customization than the normal draenei.