Don't believe the lies

[Igotmadclout-area-52]

So what the OP is saying is that Azeroth is a drive from Dallas to Fort Worth. No curves.

[Sabbia-moonrunner (Sabbia)]

@Sunzsu-alexstrasza

WHERE’S THE CURVE BLIZZARD?

I ask the same thing everytime I see a Blood/Void Elf.

[Pyromor-shandris (Pyromor)]

Basically, do we turn to the other side of the coin or do we fall off into oblivion.

[Dredwrought-shuhalo]

Proving once again that the movie “Idiocracy” was actually a prescient documentary. Time travelers are trying to warn us.

[Vincent-nathrezim]

I personally prefer Rufus’ future from Bill and Ted.

[Dredwrought-shuhalo]

I consulted with my Magic Eight Ball, just to be sure. The reply is “Outlook Not So Good”.

[Vincent-nathrezim]

I better start stockpiling mountain dew and brawndo…

[Billibob-thrall]

Azeroth is cubed, what do you not get of this?

[Pyromor-shandris (Pyromor)]

That’s six planes square I don’t think it would work maybe a hexagon with triangles which is 3-6 .

More like a giant buckyball.

[Zeerionjax-argent-dawn (Zeerionjax)]

Who cares?

Semper Fi!

[Breadisfunny-turalyon (Breadisfunny)]

revs up chainsaw now your horns are coming off.

[Hernehunter-moon-guard]

Don’t let Magni hear you saying that, he doesn’t take kindly to folks insulting his Azeroth XD.

@Breadisfunny-turalyon

revs up chainsaw now your horns are coming off.

tries to hide majestic antlers and fails spectacularly

@Thequixote-staghelm

And no true god would create gnomes.

whistles suspiciously…

[Igotmadclout-area-52]

wears spandex and shakes the tight end

Zug Zug ladies!

[Sabbia-moonrunner (Sabbia)]

@Igotmadclout-area-52

wears spandex and shakes the tight end

[Dreadmoon-saurfang (Dreadmoon)]

@Hawkéns-moon-guard

wish someone would slap my posterior

Be careful what you wish for

[Igotmadclout-area-52]

The show must go on!

flexes arms

[Hawkéns-moon-guard]

look im fine so long as you dont use anything else but hands.

[Zelestriana-wyrmrest-accord]

@Sunzsu-alexstrasza

Azeroth is flat.

Have you ever seen a ship disappear on the horizon? They don’t disappear slowly starting at the hull, as a globalist theory would predict, they just DISAPPEAR ENTIRELY after leaving the port! Because they don’t want to hide the fact that Azeroth is flat! Go to Booty Bay and watch the boats!

Ever notice that there’s a maximum you can fly? Well that’s because you can’t see the curve when you fly. They claim that if you fly high enough the curve becomes apparent, but they don’t let you fly high enough! WHERE’S THE CURVE BLIZZARD?

No one has ever seen Azeroth from space. We’ve only seen poorly done CGI from the Azeroth Aeronautics and Space Administration! The sword in Silithus is a massive fake planted by AASA agents to make us “believe” that Sargeras was a real thing and that he “really” planted a sword in the world. Yeah okay, like who’s gonna believe that.

Azeroth is flat, my friends. Don’t be a sheep.

I was about to direct you to The Flat Earth Society website but it seems their website is no longer a-round. Please tell me your post is a joke.

[Tovi-moon-guard (Tovi)]

@Zelestriana-wyrmrest-accord

Please tell me your post is a joke.

Is this a serious question?

[Dripik-azralon]

Good try, but we all know Azeroth is just an empty, hollow crust. The inside is nothing but a huge cave that goes down forever.

Trust me, I fell through the floor once.