Don't believe the lies

Azeroth is flat.

Have you ever seen a ship disappear on the horizon? They don’t disappear slowly starting at the hull, as a globalist theory would predict, they just DISAPPEAR ENTIRELY after leaving the port! Because they don’t want to hide the fact that Azeroth is flat! Go to Booty Bay and watch the boats!

Ever notice that there’s a maximum you can fly? Well that’s because you can’t see the curve when you fly. They claim that if you fly high enough the curve becomes apparent, but they don’t let you fly high enough! WHERE’S THE CURVE BLIZZARD?

No one has ever seen Azeroth from space. We’ve only seen poorly done CGI from the Azeroth Aeronautics and Space Administration! The sword in Silithus is a massive fake planted by AASA agents to make us “believe” that Sargeras was a real thing and that he “really” planted a sword in the world. Yeah okay, like who’s gonna believe that.

Azeroth is flat, my friends. Don’t be a sheep.

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And look at the base of the sword itself! The visibility of the base of this huge sword should reflect the curvature of Azeroth. It does and the degree of that curvature is 0.

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no u

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slaps backside right here sugar :smirk:

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What did I just read :laughing:

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I think he broke into his alcohol reserves too early in the day.

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its about time someone told the truth! :smiley_cat:

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Get your real life conspiracy theory out of my fantasy game, please.

Kthxbye.

Don’t listen to Ondore’s lies!

I don’t know but it only took 4 posts for it to get weird.

slaps Apple’s Backside

Oooo, this is fun.

/WAGGLE

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This reminds me that there are wide bays (on Earth) where you actually SEE clearly the curvature of the sea. That is one of the biggest mysteries ever for me. Were so many people blind? Was the world really flat in the past, and changed afterwards? Beats me.

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azeroth isn’t flat its shaped like a bust of abraham franklin, a fusion of abraham lincoln and benjamin franklin

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wiggles, pulls out the peanut butter…turn away guys this is about to get messy

/WAGGLE

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:grin:

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This makes the most sense

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i agree don’t believe the draenei lies about fake alleria. SHE IS NOT A VOID HUSSY!

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tugs off tail NO MORE WAGGLE FOR YOU!