Dear Nat Pagle

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I have just received your letter…

You are a horrible human being and no friend to wildlife. You deserve to be severely flogged, in public, daily for your cruel and inhumane treatment of the beautiful water striders. Fortunately for you I have more pressing business trying to save Azeroth (again).

Unfortunately for you members of D.E.H.T.A. do not have any such obligations. Expect a visit from several very irate members soon (like really soon, none of that Blizz fake soon stuff).

Good luck - you will need it.

Sincerely,
Your Former BFF
Revy

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reads this part

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Dude! Relax and have a beer. Wear your Nat Pagle drinking hat and chill.

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Dudette! I’m a druid. We take harming animals very seriously. I guess a death knight wouldn’t understand :wink:

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Don’t be silly. We take harming animals extremely seriously. We’re nothing but professionals here; we don’t tolerate sloppy work.

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Blizzard: “You can now equip any mount to walk on water.”

Fan: “But my water strider.”

Blizzard: “Yeah even that too, basically any mount.”

Fan: “But my water strider.”

Blizzard: “Any mount.”

Fan: “REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

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LMAO I like you :slight_smile:

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Nat Pagle putting my beast slaying racial to shame.

Brings this old troll to tears to see a human doing something so noble

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That’s the other thread. I’m specifically making fun of the letter we get from Nat. And if I didn’t frequent the forums regularly and know what was going on, I would read that letter and think “WTF man. You what?!?!” And then go hit him upside the head with his fishing pole - many times. Basically character reacting to stupidity by an NPC. Kinda like how you want to kick those slowpoke people you have to escort in the rear :joy:

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What are you going to do? Break his fishing rods, sabotage his boats or leave a dead fish wrapped in newspaper?

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That last one is a good idea…

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I’m not going to do anything. The fanatical D.E.H.T.A. are far scarier. :slight_smile:

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Simple mind giving a very simplistic, and ignorant, perspective on the matter.

But we grinded for weeks for the rep required to buy the mount for thousands of gold and now you take it away because we were using it for it’s intended purpose.

but muh metrics. and we can’t spend time creating new content so we have to slow you down. don’t you guys like dazing?!

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But they taste like chicken, just like Blood Elves :yum:

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I will eat a few burgers and kill a couple more animals bc of this post

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*Note to self: Do not accept any dinner invitations from Dreadmoon.

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You really know how to take a joke. Clearly name calling and crying is a very mature way dealing with things. Well put my friend.

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I didn’t call you a name. I gave an obvious description of the depth of the reply and the quality of the perspective. If you take that personally, then maybe it wasn’t really a joke?

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Obviously ‘simple mind’ is a term of endearment to you, and perhaps you are right.

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Am I supposed to believe otherwise? When you intentionally misrepresent your oppositions viewpoint in a condescending and dumbed down manner, you don’t really get to play a victim card.