Listen. These self annihilation missions are for science. We can paint rocks together AFTER I release and run back for the 8 bazillionth time.
It also used to be a huge thing back in the Seattle/Tacoma area to paint snazzy river rocks & hide them around local parks for people to find & pick up. I kinda miss doing that. They had a whole facebook group with some really amazing artists. Maybe I should go get a new set of acrylics & pay some homage to the stones.