Dear Alliance Players

Remember you will never be as Awesome as the horde. The horde have cooler looking races and all you got is the pretty boys. Except for the Worgen of course. Also The Horde has an awesome band.

You will never compare in your wildest dreams. What does the alliance even have to offer that can possibly compete with the awesomeness of the horde? Anduin? Hahaha the little cub is as fierce as Simba. We all know Mufasa is where the real power was at in that story. The only cool thing your faction has ever brought to this world is the Lich King, and that is only because without the Lich King the Mighty forsaken would have never been a thing.

Glory to the True Horde

Glory to Garrosh

Glory to Sylvanas

Go suck on plague sauce Alliance, this war will never end.

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What is your hord toon?

My Alliance thread > your hord thread.

tell me your hord toon and I will show you true power of the call to arms.

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…Your duplicity is hardly surprising.

Find worgen pretty, do you?

…Can’t argue there

We have cookies.

Does it come in fel flavors?

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Dear Horde fan,
You can continue to be the point and grunt faction with races which look like they have poop attached to their faces while trying hard to pretend like a high schooler that somehow you are “cool”.

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I remember being a Horde player and thinking I was cool as hell and Alliance were lame… in middle school.

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Alliance is so soft, they had to cancel culture corpse grinder. So jealous of the hordes band and presence they had to take a roleplay comment and turn it into something real haha.

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I mean, the lead singer was pretty disgusting. Rude, foul and hateful language, and completely toxic. Got even worse when they put him on stage. He attacked the players themselves, not just the faction.

It doesn’t breed a healthy environment nor community.

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It was just the same typical Alliance hate you see in game from any other sane Horde player.

Yeah, except Blizzard was putting it on stage and therefore condoning it. Which is a big no-no - even though Blizzard always takes that side, they shouldn’t.

Also, faction pride stopped being a thing in like Wrath, if not TBC.

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Was around the middle of Cata, after the CRZ thing put a death grip on things.

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Excuse me sir, but my yodeling/stepdancing combo show brings the house down at the Grim Guzzler.

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Is this you?

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Nah Alliance has Draenei waifus so until you guys get Eredar or something, you’re outta luck friend.

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I don’t get it.

Alliance would like pretty boys.

I constantly see them complaining about their playable races and how ugly they are.

Which one is it

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Sigh. Dexter behave you silly goose.

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It’s pretty bois, it’s just the players of the Alliance are so deep in the pretty boy persona themselves, that nothing will make them happy. The level of pretty boy a race would have to be to please them isn’t even on the charts.

But

I want to start another faction war :frowning:

i just watched that entire thing. very strange but also kind of awesome. i’m ready for the beautiful tap dancing people to come to my local airport

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I don’t think that’s the case. I think Alliance players would be happier with better quality than what they’re getting.

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We’re still in the middle of one. Sort of.

Except maybe Baine, but he’s always been a peaceful sort.

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Every time I see the riots in portland on my news.

I close my eyes and pretend it actually looks like this instead.

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