Day #8 as a male human

[Fleb-emerald-dream]

Try to “crunch” my head, little one.

Da, what do I do? She is mean and I think I like it.

Follow your instinct my child.

Fleb sweetie, why are you running around stormwind in your underwear in the snow? Get thee to a armored and put on something, it’s freezing. For your snowman, I shall donate a fresh carrot I “found” from a chef who was cooking for the citizens of stormwind. I’m afraid he put up more of a fight that one would expect for a simple carrot.

My lovely maiden, i would wear clothes, but i have none and you have my deepest gratitude for donating a fresh carrot for my snowman!

[Grumbles-hellscream (Grumbles)]

My darling Fleb, would you like a cake with a file in it? Or cookies?

(smuggles in a little tray of cookies for Fleb to enjoy during his stay in prison)

[Carissaria-aggramar]

Follow your instinct my child.

Lay at my feet while I tickle him?

My darling Fleb, would you like a cake with a file in it?

So he can choke and die?

[Grumbles-hellscream (Grumbles)]

My darling Fleb, would you like a cake with a file in it?

So he can choke and die?

Or escape from prison? Or do his nails? Files are useful - my swiss army knife has one.

[Balesong-argent-dawn (Balesong)]

Plz don’t 8(

Oh but she’s nice. For a death knight.

[Mystìc-altar-of-storms]

Stay strong Fleb!
Remember to take care of the biggest person in the room for dat respect!
We are all praying for you

[Carissaria-aggramar]

Or escape from prison? Or do his nails? Files are useful - my swiss army knife has one.

But it’s in the cake. It’s like all those people that choke and die on the babies in Mardi Gras cakes!

[Grumbles-hellscream (Grumbles)]

But it’s in the cake. It’s like all those people that choke and die on the babies in Mardi Gras cakes!

Fleb is not weak though! He could eat steel and survive easily.

[Carissaria-aggramar]

Fleb is not weak though! He could eat steel and survive easily.

Could his teeth?

Does it have acorns in it?

[Flebjr-moon-guard]

She is mean and I think I like it.

That’s definitely a recipe for success!

Hi nice lady, you are pretty. This is not a club behind my back and I won’t crunch you on head because this is not a club and it is not behind my back.

Follow your instinct my child.

Did I do it right papa?

[Pyromor-shandris (Pyromor)]

I don’t think the tailor shop has buttons.You must have scared them pretty bad for them to have an enchanted shovel.lol.

[Astrius-dalaran]

Masterpiece.

[Tinyangry-shadowsong (Tinyangry)]

Yay!!! The chronicles of Fleb are back. I have missed this thread!

Ready for more adventures

[Gorgeous-duskwood (Gorgeous)]

Again I shall say there needs to be a series called “The Fleb Diaries”. Love this!

[Carissaria-aggramar]

Hi nice lady, you are pretty. This is not a club behind my back and I won’t crunch you on head because this is not a club and it is not behind my back

You are right. It’s not a club. It’s a beautiful part of the tree you are holding! I didn’t know you loved nature so much Fleb Jr!

[Flebswife-moon-guard]

@Gorgeous-duskwood

Again I shall say there needs to be a series called “The Fleb Diaries”. Love this!

The Amazing Adventures of Fleb (The Fleb Diaries) ™

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Dear diary, i open my mail today and got some love letters by my loving fans, they are really the best. I answer all of them with love and passion with a kiss mark. After finishing my mail, i saw a big box in the back of the mailbox! What inside i wonder? Some food? Clothes? Teeth? Let’s find out shall we! Idk who send it, but that person wrap that box with the new heavy duty duct tape and we all know that you can’t remove that stuff without some sharp instrument, but I don’t have any, except m…

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[Fleb-emerald-dream]

My darling Fleb, would you like a cake with a file in it? Or cookies?

(smuggles in a little tray of cookies for Fleb to enjoy during his stay in prison)

Thank you my cute muffin.

Follow your instinct my child.

Lay at my feet while I tickle him?

I would like you to tickle me 8)

Plz don’t 8(

Oh but she’s nice. For a death knight.

She won’t be nice, i can feel it.

Stay strong Fleb!
Remember to take care of the biggest person in the room for dat respect!
We are all praying for you

Thank you beautiful woman.

Follow your instinct my child.

Did I do it right papa?

You did well son.

I don’t think the tailor shop has buttons.You must have scared them pretty bad for them to have an enchanted shovel.lol.

People are scare of me for some reason 8(

Masterpiece.

Thank you!

Yay!!! The chronicles of Fleb are back. I have missed this thread!
Ready for more adventures

Yes, they are back!

Again I shall say there needs to be a series called “The Fleb Diaries”. Love this!

Yes, a series about me and my adventures!

[Bellideyn-wyrmrest-accord]

So when do you hit level 52?

[Fleb-emerald-dream]

So when do you hit level 52?

When the exams are over and i can play wow darling.

[Malfoncé-sisters-of-elune]

Fleb.
Fleb Fleb Fleb…Fleb.

You just keep more awesome each and every day.