Dear diary, i open my mail today and got some love letters by my loving fans, they are really the best. I answer all of them with love and passion with a kiss mark. After finishing my mail, i saw a big box in the back of the mailbox! What inside i wonder? Some food? Clothes? Teeth? Let’s find out shall we!
Idk who send it, but that person wrap that box with the new heavy duty duct tape and we all know that you can’t remove that stuff without some sharp instrument, but I don’t have any, except my faithful club. So i bring the package to the nearest guard to help me, he smiled at me, seeing that he can be useful for once as a guard of Stormwind city. He grab his longsword and go for the cut! The sword couldn’t go through the duct tape! The guard yell that the box is wrap by some magic tape and I must bring it to the wizard of the city.
Me and my new guard friend venture forth to the big tower in the grass district of the city and we meet the unspoken and most badass wizard ever, Gandalf the orange! The wizard had long blond hair, his skin was super orange and a sexy blond beard! He greet us with open arms and we explain our delicate situation about the box. The mage listen to our tale while touching his beard like a wise wizard and he was doing some strange movement with his lips time to time. He approach the box and he touch the tape with his bronze skin hands, he was pretty noisy during touching the box for some reason, but he’s a expert, it must be the way to analyze stuff with your hands. He ask me where the box came from, i couldn’t answer, i had no idea. He was displeased by my answer and he told us that our box is bound by magic, but he will be able to break it!
Me and Tom the guard cheer up of this news and the wizard get his giant staff. That staff was a quality stick and it was really shiny, Gandalf is really good at polishing staff 8). One could think that the orange old man would use his staff for some magic spell, but not with him. He start clubbing the box with his staff just like me when i was being a caveman. After 5 min of clubbing, nothing happen, the box was still intact, he told us that the box is evil and it must be put in a vault for safety measures.
I was a sad male human, but Tom hug me and saying that it will be alright and that he will buy me some quality drinks at the inn next door. I accept his request and we went to the inn. Tom was quite the natural charmer, while i was wasted on the table, that man got many beautiful women and men all around him and they all follow him when he went outside. I didn’t see Tom again for the rest of the night, i do hope he was okay. The table was quite comfortable for some reason.
Thanks for reading my diary and have a good day.
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