Dear Diary, i wake up from my hibernation, I have no idea how long I slept, but let’s just assume that I slept for a night. It was winter, there were snow everywhere and it was the sticky snow, the best type of snow to play with outside 8)
Being outside during winter with only underwear ain’t really good with the coldness, but I’m a strong man and strong man take all the pain and push on. My first plan of the day was to build a snowman! I run around the snow and start making those big big balls, i make 4 for some reason and pile them up. The balls are in place, but the snowman require cosmetics to be alive like those disney movie.
In my old ways of living, I would use bones and skins for all the cosmetic, but i’m a basic human and basic human must act like one. I go to the tailor shop to rob him some buttons with my lovely club. That robbery went pretty bad, when i yell at him to give me all the buttons, he pullout a shovel with winter illusion enchant, I just knew that shovel will break my club in two, so i had to run away in a feline fashion.
The guard saw my robbery and chase after me, they corner me at the fountain in the trade district, they didnt know how to handle me properly. Not everyone can tackle a strong man in his undies with a club that act like a savage caveman and hes suffering from hypothermia. The guard try to negotiate with me and they will help me, all i have to do is to drop the my faithful club. Me being in all kind of stressful emotions, i gave in and drop the club. The guards jump on me and wrestle me down on the floor. They tie me up on a stick in a native way and carry me away to the stockades.
Now i’m stuck in prison for idk how long for robbing a tailor shop for buttons. The cell sector im in, only have women in there and that really scary, criminal women are the most crazy type and they can hurt you pretty badly. I think there some female night elves dk in here too D:, this will end badly in here for my poor soul. I must stay strong and press foward to get out of this mess!
I was determine to following in my papa’s feet, so I took handy big club and head out door to find human friends. I walk and walk and walk. No friends. So I walk more until I see some young human happy laugh kids! So I go to say hi but the little girl she scream and big ugly scary mens come to run at me and the childrens all run fast away.
I really did try to say words to make them calm away the angry but the mens try to grab me and I think what would papa do? Then I know I should clubs them both. When I club crunch the first mans he drop like big sack of potato and makes nice thud noise when he hit ground. I see why papa like this.
But now big problem! Second man knows I want to club him, so he start to circle me like wolf holding up fist hands in front of his face and waving them all around while he try to punch me in head!
I remember what papa said about distract human, so I point up in the air and scream and man, ha ha, he look up and I crunch him on the head too.
When papa get out from human jail I will need lesson for how to make human friend … or soup … now I’m not so sure that friend worth all the troubles.
Fleb sweetie, why are you running around stormwind in your underwear in the snow? Get thee to a armored and put on something, it’s freezing. For your snowman, I shall donate a fresh carrot I “found” from a chef who was cooking for the citizens of stormwind. I’m afraid he put up more of a fight that one would expect for a simple carrot.
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