Day #4 as a male human

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Day #3 as a human male

Dear Diary, I was still hiding under the bridge as a nasty troll, but i got really hungry. I couldn’t catch frogs or fish because i’m not really a good animal hunter. I though it would be a nice idea to do like the orc peons and to eat rocks. Let’s just say that my teeth fell over in the mud after a good bite. I never felt so much pain and my mouth was bleeding everywhere! I apply first aids on myself by applying heavy duty duct tape over the holes to seal the bleed in my mouth. Since we live i…

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Day #5 as a male human

Dear diary, there were a lot of noises outside of my den, me being grumpy in the morning and want the peace and quiet to only hear the singing bears outside. I grab my club, ready to scare the noise makers away quickly. By my surprise, when i found my next club victims, they were doing a strange behavior that i never seen before as a basic human male hunter. They were doing a big line, holding each other waist with some happy feet mouvement while yelling “Conga line”. It got me really intrigue…