Give us some good ones. One Rule: Keep it clean.
What does a Tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They’re both Paris sites.
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I feel sorry for the calender. Its days are numbered.
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How does a boar sign his name?
With a pig pen.
Why should you never ask to borrow money from a crab?
They are shellfish.
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What’s so great about Switzerland? Well the flag is a big plus.
What’s a wind turbine’s favorite genre of music? It’s a big metal fan.
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What is a werewolf’s favorite dessert? Moon pies.
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Why shouldn’t you tell jokes to a duck? Because they’ll quack up.
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odd, and here i thought it was the wind instruments that really got it going.
but its favorite song is clearly “you spin me round”
What is a drummer’s favorite headwear?
A top hat.
wiggles toes
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Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana…
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The sands of time may be swirling, but for some, the eerie calm before the final dust devil.
Why did the farmer win the farmer of the year contest, he was outstanding in his field…
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Hi joke, I’m dad.
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I now have a WoW Dadjoke.
Never ask a Human Paladin where to find the eggs, they just keep yelling “By the light!” Ask a Tauren paladin instead, they’d tell you “By the light milk!”
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Cracks knuckles as an actual IC father
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- Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.
- Can February March? No, but April May!
- Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it’s tearable.
- Don’t trust atoms. They make up everything!
- Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
- I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
- I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the ‘no-bell’ prize.
- I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!
- What does a zombie vegetarian eat? “GRRRAAAIINS!”
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One hydrogen atom suddenly exclaims to the other “oh no I think I lost my electron!”
And the other says “are you sure?”
And the first replies, “I’m positive!”
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Why are werebats afraid of clouds?
They have a silver lining. 
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Why do C programmers wear glasses?
Because they can’t C#
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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven Eight Nine.
When does a joke become a Dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
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A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop asks, where’s your luggage. The photon says, I don’t have any; I’m traveling light.
Q: How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. But it takes a while, and the light bulb has to want to change.
Q: How did the solipsist break up with his girlfriend?
A: “It’s not you, it’s me.”
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My dog has been chasing people on bikes lately.
She has gotten so bad at it I had to take her bicycle away.
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