What do you call a bear with no ears?
B.
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I walked by a flyer that said “Go on your dream date!”… I walk in and it turns out it was just Ysera being humorous…
What’s the difference between the Forsaken and Tauren capitol cities?
One is the Undercity and the other’s the Uddercity.
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What’s a Goblin’s favorite musical piece? Tchaikovsky’s cannonball!
I told my Shadowlands gear I didn’t love it.
It burst into tiers!
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Grats to both Adaamos and Mortis for having the highest upvotes, both tying with 8! With that, just send me a friend request to Applebear#11983
After that, just message which mount or two pets you want, and in a few days [blizz has a waiting period for gifting new friends], I will gift them to you! 
Thanks all those that joined in, I enjoyed reading your jokes and hope you had fun! 
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What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a grand piano, and a bucket of glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano tuna.
(What about the glue? I knew you get stuck on that.)
How do you make holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.
It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to paint it.
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That’s awesome, Apple! Thanks for adding something positive and fun to the forums! 
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You are most kind! I am glad to have been part of such a splendid thread in such a negative environment. It was much needed and you have brought a very bright light to this place. Thank you very much.
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Why don’t you scare Garrosh?
Hellscream.
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Atom #1: “I just lost an electron!”
Atom #2: “Are you sure?”
Atom #1: “I’m positive!”
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What do you call a Tauren Druid?
He’s a convert-a-bull.
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Why are there no tauren waiters?
They’re afraid of getting tipped.
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