Dad jokes 101

So…fluffy can’t post, but gave me the suggestion of a dad joke post.

Do it…what’s your best dad joke, for knadgar

https://i.imgur.com/LAf98tk.gif

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i say on u how do u find alot dungen in wow game u go to WOW classic LOLHAHAHAHAHAHA ! there alot dungen in there there funs i like then , i want more dungen in WOW classic there so goodjob

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what’s brown and sticky?

the answer to the joke

a stick

edit: hi applebear, hi fluffybuns

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Knadgar says fluffy has had better ideas, like panda feet and vulpera nuns…look at that sad face

I’d hug him, if he’d stop turning into a raven and flying off

swipes crown after huggings, catch me if you can… :crown:

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What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie

Sofishticated, of course!

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What generally is the best side of the house to put the porch on?

The outside.

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btw the one that gets the highest upvotes, will get a mount OR 2 pets compliments of myself for fluffs bday. Only rules are they have to bnet me for a few days for it to kick in, and you can boot me off right after as you desire [this of course excludes myself]. :smiley:

It’s fluff bday month!! :partying_face:

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i once had a dream i was swimming in an ocean of orange soda

but it was only a fanta-sea

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How do you email your guild mates in Bastion?

You click a-send… :innocent:

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Tho I’m sure thread will be long dead, time limit for contest for mounts/pets will end at midnight central on the 6th :slight_smile:

Good luck…if tie for any reason, I will honor top two highest posts with the rewards. Good luck. :smiley:

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Why can’t you trust an atom?

Because they make up everything!

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What’s the difference between a gnome and a trampoline?

People usually take their boots off before jumping on a trampoline.

:sweat_smile:

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When does a bad joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent

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I took all the bands off of every watch I own and made a belt out of them.

It was a waist of time.

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lol good one

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My girlfriend left me… so I took her wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back.

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Time flies like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana.

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What did Godzilla say after he devoured Hawaii?

I want Samoa

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Why do Rogues wear Leather Armor?

Because it’s made of hide :smiley:

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Mortis has arrived! the king of dad jokes!

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