Why did Blizzard nerf Rouges? They were overpowdered!
Why can’t Gnomes be Paladins?
They can’t reach the light.
Sharing this one from a GM response recently that made me chuckle…
Why don’t trolls do poop quests?
They stay away from the doodoo.
LOL. I was going to do this one… now I need another joke!
What do you get if you cross a gnome and a tauren?
A mini-taur
Did you hear about the Worgen who ate a clock?
He got ticks. O.o
A Gnome runs into the hospital and screams “I HAVE TO SEE A DOCTOR NOW!”
The nurse replies “You’ll have to be a little patient”
What could you call Chromie’s hips?
A waist of time.
What kind of magic do Taurens believe in?
Moodoo
I heard from a Gnome that Minneapolis is amazing…
How does Bwonsamdi get a cold pillow?
He takes it to da other side…
I’d lookout and be careful of those trees…
They’re shady.
-H
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
Trees that produce maple syrup are fantastic, but the ones that make acorns are only oak-ay.
I heard the best HIPAA joke.
<long pause followed by a questioning eyebrow raise>
I can’t tell you.
Uther takes Arthas down into his basement.
Arthas - “what’s this switch for?”
Uther - “For the Light!”
This Tauren has just swallowed an explosive charge. What word best describes the situation?
Abominable
Five minutes later, the charge has gone off. What is the best word now?
Noble
What is Alexstrasza’s favorite instrument?
The wyrmrest accordion.
How did the paladin start losing weight?
He was eating light.