Dad jokes 101

Why did Blizzard nerf Rouges? They were overpowdered!

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Why can’t Gnomes be Paladins?

They can’t reach the light.

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Sharing this one from a GM response recently that made me chuckle…

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Why don’t trolls do poop quests?

They stay away from the doodoo.

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LOL. I was going to do this one… now I need another joke!

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What do you get if you cross a gnome and a tauren?

A mini-taur

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Did you hear about the Worgen who ate a clock?

He got ticks. O.o

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A Gnome runs into the hospital and screams “I HAVE TO SEE A DOCTOR NOW!”

The nurse replies “You’ll have to be a little patient”

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What could you call Chromie’s hips?

A waist of time.

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What kind of magic do Taurens believe in?

Moodoo

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I heard from a Gnome that Minneapolis is amazing…

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How does Bwonsamdi get a cold pillow?

He takes it to da other side…

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I’d lookout and be careful of those trees…

They’re shady.

:blush:
-H

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What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef.

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Trees that produce maple syrup are fantastic, but the ones that make acorns are only oak-ay.

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I heard the best HIPAA joke.

<long pause followed by a questioning eyebrow raise>

I can’t tell you.

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Uther takes Arthas down into his basement.

Arthas - “what’s this switch for?”

Uther - “For the Light!”

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This Tauren has just swallowed an explosive charge. What word best describes the situation?

Abominable

Five minutes later, the charge has gone off. What is the best word now?

Noble

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What is Alexstrasza’s favorite instrument?

The wyrmrest accordion.

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How did the paladin start losing weight?

He was eating light.

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