I seem to have a lot of stupid sayings. I wonder what that says about me? NO! Don’t answer. I already know.
FCM coming SOON* to Classic.
I had a co-worker with waist length hair. When he finally cut it, he said it was because it looked like his hair was trying to escape down the back of his head.
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I’m tempted by it too, every time I get annoyed with my hair. However, Ms. Clean is a whole different thing. There are women who can pull it off, but I don’t think I am one of them.
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Mr. Clean’s look requires some “exercise” as his chest is always in the commercials. If you’re not buff then you’ll look old.
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Yeah I look old even with hair. 
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But Mr. Clean wore bright white! We can’t wear that after Labor Day. The gold W has spoken and you will be shamed.
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Not wholly inaccurate. 
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My husband and son have been buzzing their heads for years because they are both too bald to even attempt a bad comb over. My kid has been going bald since he was 18, the husband is just old.
My hair was long enough it would get caught in my pants; it was in a french braid when I spent that week on a vent in May/June of last year; it took a full bottle of spray conditioner and several days to coax the mats . It seemed OK at the time but it just started breaking off like crazy, I broke down and cut it all about 2 inches long last April. I hate my hair short, it’s always in my eyes.
I had hair down to my waist when I got married. The Cher look was in style so I blow dried it straight. Took along time and looked good, but if I got rained on POOF back to curly. When my son was born and barfed on my hair and the smell stayed forever I got a short bob. The beauticians thought I was nuts but they cut it off and sold it.
I soooo agree with you there.
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The Pezless W can’t stop us!
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Headbands are your friend.
Unfortunately they aren’t. They give me a headache.
Due to wrestling I could not have long hair. It could not be past my neck. But there was a loophole.
The back of the hair could not. The front could be as long as I wanted. Add in the fact that my hair in the back would start to curl up on itself… Short hair in the back and long hair on the sides and front. I could pull my bangs into a ponytail at my shoulders.
Many a rule explanation and angry referee at tournaments too. They HATED I was right. They really hated I was good enough to not let them influence bias into the match from being proven wrong as well haha.
But I am paying for it now. Started widow peaking in my early 20s. Now I just use a razor and shave it. Embrace it baby.
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I’m confused. What’s wrong with white? (Well, other than it gets so dirty)
You can’t wear white after Labor Day! Thems the rules!
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It’s an old fashion ‘no no’
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My son told me to add “Random acts of Clickyness” to my sayings. That almost always fixes things.
Well, that’s just silly. If I owned anything white, I’d wear it just to be ornery.
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