Cousin: what are your plans for today?
Me: me and a friend of mine are going to look into getting a new pair of glasses.
Cousin: and after that?
Me: well after that, we’ll see.
runs out
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Teacher: Jimmy whqtnis the chemical compound of water?
Jimmy: HIJKLMNO
Teacher: ??? 3
Jimmy: You said yesterday that it is H to O
First court hearing this morning. Things are getting real
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Ha. Well ain’t that something? She is supposed to be paying ME child support as opposed to what i pay her according to the formula break down.
Nothing is going to change and our final paperwork has a petition to dismiss it.
Has not stopped me from having fun with it all day with her though. At her expense And laughing.
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Don’t tell her you got a raise.
Oh. I saw an ad for s’mores flavored sparkling water. The thought of drinking that made me gag a bit.
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I caught my wife with another man in his car Nov. 2020 by a tracking device I had put in the car I had bought for her to drive, I told her to leave the next day.
She was doing things like shutting her phone off while texting when I would walk in the room which made me suspicious hence the tracking device.
Now she is having to pay me for the car and other bills she left me with, She is also having to rent a studio apartment at $1,000.00 a month, Thank GOD I didn’t have any children with her.
She knows about the raise lol
Documents are already typed and signed however.
I dont want the support and evem if the judge does not waive it, i would give it back anyway.
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My mother was watching some comedian online. I found out something new today. You can watch the Fireplace channel on Netflix.
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Well this looks interesting so does teh eternals new trailer.
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The Eternals Trailer looked amazing… I probably shouldn’t have watched it to avoid details, but it looked so good.
I think I preferred Kevin Smith’s version, this looks a little “Tales of Arcadia”, which I liked, but doesn’t really feel like Masters of the Universe to me. That said, I’ll still probably watch it. 
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I’m waiting on the AI Day presentation. Should have started five minutes ago. Which means it will start in 25 minutes.
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I learnt something new tinyurl.com for long URL heres a funny tik tok video very clean.
https://tinyurl.com/3up8szd5
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Started almost an hour late and it is a bunch of programmers talking…
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That’s funny, Looks almost like a set of Chicklets for teeth 
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Skyrim is soon to join GTA6 (and possible others?) and be available with native versions on three generations of consoles.
May or may not be getting a Covid booster today.
We sifned up. Depends on if pharmacist will let us or not.
Ahem.
Ding.
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Happy Birthday? 
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Happy Ding Day!
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Ding dong ding dong your another year older id sing a song but suck at singing so ill just wish you another happy birthday.
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Strange, the lounge was set to mute.