My husband came home from Costco with a bottle of eggnog wine. 
It was awesome.
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YOur a lizzard harry.
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“He slimed me.”
Also:
“I collect spores, molds, and fungus.”
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Im not sure which is the better master intro there both hilarious
video 1
video 2
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Pete . We thought you was a toad.
Do not seek the treasure.
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Delmar O’Donnell: “Them Siren’s turned Pete into a horny toad”.
Pete Hogwallop: “Do Not Seek The Treasure”
Everett McGill: “We’re In A Tight Spot”
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What we’ve got here is failure to communicate.
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“I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley”
“We’ve got to get these people to a hospital!”
“A hospital!? What is it?”
“It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now.”
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Sling Blade
Billy Bob Thornton
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“When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.”
― John Lennon
(No, it’s not a movie quote. But today is a sad anniversary.)
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This is the best quote so far that I have heard from one of the greatest, philosopher, artist/writer/musician ever lived, I just wish that it could be true in many lives out there today.
–May he rest in peace as we honor him today
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I’m Brian. My wife is Brian too.
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Hi, I’m Larry. This is my brother, Darryl and my other brother, Darryl.
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oh! well…i attended Juilliard. uh, i graduated from the Harvard Business School. i traveled the world quite extensively. i lived through the Black Plague, and had a pretty good time during THAT. i’ve seen The Exorcist about 167 TIMES. AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER…EVERY. SINGLE. TIME I SEE IT! NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU’RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY, NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?! …do you think i’m qualified?
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Ned Pepper: What’s your intention? Do you think one on four is a dogfall?
Rooster Cogburn: I mean to kill you in one minute, Ned. Or see you hanged in Fort Smith at Judge Parker’s convenience. Which’ll it be?
Ned Pepper: I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man.
Rooster Cogburn: Fill your hands, you son of a *****.
(And I’m talking the original version with Robert Duvall as Ned Pepper and John Wayne as Rooster Cogburn saying those lines)
Go ahead, make my day
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Only one that counts. We shall not speak of that remake.
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