Also if the death machine or whatever has been broken for a couple years and Odyn gave up an eye to see into the Shadowlands why hasn’t he said anything? Why is this just now coming to light?
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I feel like it’s pretty spot-on for Odyn’s character that he just thought it would be super funny to let us handle it.
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That’s not what they said. They said “I dislike this more than I thought I would” in the Designated Disliking Things Thread.
I’m the least emotionally mature person on this entire forum and even I figured out how to not needle people I dislike over totally benign, on-topic statements.
Like, come on. We don’t have to do this every time Enekie opens their mouth.
I’m sort of wondering if he’ll end up being a Satan allegory.
As opposed to the Satan allegory we already had.
And the other, undead Satan that actually worse than the first Satan, that we were planning all along.
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This is the worst Satan yet.
This is…Double Satan.
Actually, I notice that whenever Blizzard wants something to sound really bad, they add “Blood” as a prefix. Blood Trolls, Blood Princes, Blood Mages…
So when we reach Blood Jailer, we’ll know we’ve met our match.
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Super EXTREME Mecha-Satan XL
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You laugh now but you can’t even fathom how you can’t even comprehend how metaphysically powerful Quadruple Satan will be when he shows up to triple cross triple Satan.
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We’ve got some time. We’ve already fought Skeleton Satan, Dragon Satan, Orc Satan, Satan Satan, Satan Satan Satan and now Squid Satan. That still leaves us Owl Satan, Porcupine Satan, Curry Satan, Car Satan and Sexy Satan before we get to Quadruple Satan.
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You know my migraine condition was improving until I came back to these forums.
Patch 12.0, Legion 2 - Burning Crusade 3
As we travel back to Alternate Universe Azeroth having used a portal left open by the Bronze Dragonflight when they inexplicably decide the Horde needed more troops and that was an okay use of time shenanigans so they can have the AU Forsaken - The Supersaken - we find out that in this reality Jaina really was a Dreadlord and now because of the time fookery that resulted in “Arcade-mon can exist in both timelines because that’s how the twisting nether works for demons didn’t you” she’s in both timelines.
Oh and we’re actually already in an AU of Azeroth because when we left the Shadowlands back in Shadowlands, we got off on the wrong side of the mirror.
The true hope of Kalimdorzeroth rests on the shoulders of one unlikely hero, the Eehsnab Neeuq, Rennurdniw Sanavlys who has harnessed the power of the Light to beat Life Itself by breaking the Torq of Hands Off Rulership.
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I am without fault.
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Ashkully it was “I’m having a stronger reaction than I thought I would” which considering previous reactions have included “accusing a real person behind a keyboard of being complacent in war crimes and genocide” that’s a pretty big take
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Also I really like that Space Satan has caught on. I’m not sure if I actually made that up or I heard it somewhere else and took credit for it, but I remain without fault.
I’m upgrading myself to Blood Azhaar. I’m tired of not getting the respect I deserve around here.
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I’m skipping Blood and going straight to Death Lyzettie
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I’m still irrationally angry, because that means that… what? Not securing a path and location before trying to kill Arthas the first time was a sound, tactical decision?
Throwing away TWO armies in Pit of Saron was a sound, tactical decision?
Leaving the heroes and nearly dying to Arthas was a sound, tactical decision?
Trying to 1v1 the most powerful druid in the world was a sound, tactical decision?
Resurrecting a proud, Gilnean patriot then putting a gun in his hand was a sound, tactical decision?
Yeah… Why have factions at all at this point? – You can still have PvP… Either have it where you sign up for one side or the other, make it battlegroup vs battlegroup kind of like GW2 does with their PvP, or make faction ONLY matter when you sign up for a BG. If you have to justify it? We’ve been to Draenor already… why not say that the Bronze Dragonflight is opening portals to the past to let people train in the past?
It’s not a great way, but it beats the current method.
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Disgusting.
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That’s how powerful she is, she realised she was in a book and broke the 4th wall to lie to US, the PLAYERS!
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I shall make no apologies for the way I live.
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Anything is a sound, tactical decision when you can alter the plot around it to make it seem that way.
She probably meant to get shot in the head.
Sylvanas is an isekai protagonist.
Literally, now.
we’re like five months away from this being canon because she needed to give The Jailer a progress report on her schemes
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