Common crimes committed by WoW players

[Pyromor-shandris (Pyromor)]

Dismount players, polymorph them , stun them , throw fish at them.

[Kneeshooter-amanthul (Kneeshooter)]

@Dirona-blackhand

I think about common crimes committed by us when we play our characters.

• Very bad transmog.
• Playing any race but Gnome. Particularly Goblins.
• Not making good use of the bathing facilities (looking at you, Forsaken).
• Using a mount to ride 10’ away from where you are. We need all need to walk more often!
• Not buffing each other much. Not that hunters have a buff but if we did we would hand it generously.

I mean I could go on, there is a long list of crimes in this game. What we need is a prison, and when you commit crimes you get locked in prison, with week old bread, Orc beer and no toilet facilaities.

[Cyndilou-whisperwind (Cyndilou)]

@Kneeshooter-amanthul

Not making good use of the bathing facilities (looking at you, Forsaken).

“I’ll have you know that I shower regularly.”

@Kneeshooter-amanthul

Using a mount to ride 10’ away from where you are. We need all need to walk more often!

“I also LOVE walking around, looking at stuff.”
/smile

[Taurusstrong-wyrmrest-accord (Taurusstrong)]

The REAL crime I have done was farting in an elevator. I could not help it when I had Taco Bell for dinner.

Farting in an elevator should be a CRIME. nod nod

[Caféaulait-burning-blade]

[Junzo-bloodsail-buccaneers]

I unapologetically made this for all of you.

Enjoy.

I’m a adventurer and I’m OK. I quest all night and, I sleep all day.
He’s an adventurer and he’s OK. He quests all night, and he sleeps all day.

I cut down mobs, I eat my lunch. I steal other people’s Amberseeds.
On Tuesdays I go raiding, and drink thistle tea!

He cuts down mobs, He eats his lunch. He steals others people’s Amberseeds!
On Tuesdays he goes raiding, and drinks some thistle tea!

He’s an adventurer and he’s OK. He quests all night, and he sleeps all day.

I cut down farmers and widows, with extreme and malicious intent.
I cannibalize my victims, and hang their faces in Gnoll Tents!

…He cuts down farmers and widows… …With extreme and malicious intent…?
He… even cannibalized his victims, and hung their faces in Gnoll Tents!!

He’s a murder-hobo and he’s not right. He sleeps all day, and he quests all night!

I bought a Level Boost, because the Paladin class seems rad.
Revealing armor on the female form, made my twisting nether glad.
Now I’ll go to Moon Guard’s Goldshire, and make some coin just like my Dad!

He bought a Level Boost, because the Paladin class seemed rad…?
He likes revealing armor on the female form, and it… made his twisting nether… glad?!
Now he’s off to Moon Guard’s Goldshire, to make coin just like his… his—

-the chorus vomits and leaves-

[Velviita-windseeker]

I thought crime was simply defined differently in WoW. Like having a bad transmog.

[Kb-cenarius]

whoever lists things in public work orders like this is committing crimes deserving life imprisonment.