Cinderbrew Meadery Is Vile Player Villainy

NPC: Champion I need help

Players:
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds and they’re done dirt cheap (yeah)
Dirty deeds and they’re done dirt cheap

Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT
(Done dirt cheap)
Neckties, contracts, high voltage
(Done dirt cheap)

Do anything you want me to
(Done dirt cheap)
(Dirty deeds)
Dirty deeds, dirty deeds
(Done dirt cheap)
Yeah

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She definitely offered an IPA. She spent a ton of money on researching that Brew-emental!!

She should have worked with the Stormstouts though because they already had that down to a science.

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We killed her? NO. I loved her. She’s like one of the better characters of this expansion. Please say she’ll be back.

“Shoulda read the fine print!”

Brewing beer in a meadery? Unforgivable.

all dat villainy

The player-characters are in the wrong in at least half of the quests we do.

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Sure you can.

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Capitalism at its finest.

This is WoW, not Street Fighter.

You can tell because it’s Xal’atath putting her feet on camera, not Juri Han.

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It happens all the time in the real world so it could easily happen in WoW.

The joke was that you said “sure you can”, which sounds like “Shouryuken”, which is a famous Street Fighter attack :smiley:

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Lol ahh gotcha.

I don’t think I’d agree with my murderhobo characters politically. They have some funny beliefs.

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Yeah right. The player-characters would do pretty much any quest you give them, no matter what the content is.

Make a quest to burn down that orphanage in Hallowfall and I guarantee that half of the people will not even know what’s really happening as they burn it down.

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“When we’re starving, we eat whatever’s there
Come on, you know the code in the streets, whatever’s fair.”

-DMX

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Americans are NOT allowed to complain about beer.

Don’t even get me started.

:rofl:

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But for me it was Tuesday

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It’s better this way. They were overworked and underpaid and we saved them from a lifetime of being cruelly milked of their honey in an industrial setting.

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Puts on his phoenix Wright, Attorney at law, glasses and reads the contract “This contract is bogus, it gives me all right to the meadery, see?” points at a scribbled in fine print line about Herne having all rights to the meadery that I somehow managed to scrawl there when you weren’t looking