Cinderbrew Meadery Is Vile Player Villainy

I just did this dungeon for the first time (can you tell I hate dungeons? lol)

And from what I gather… Goldie’s crimes were:

  • She bought and repaired a broken brewery;
  • She ran it for profit.

And for that we went in there and killed her, her clients, her employees, her bees and her beer.

All because the beer wasn’t artisanal enough.

What the fel…

And they say the Man’ari are evil…

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Well it was a goblin contract, she made the alcohol worse, and treated the bees like crud.

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the bees were the true victims rip

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Death penalty for “bad beer”?

And we killed them lol

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Its the only reasonable response.

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crimes against beer are the most heinous of party fouls.

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Various humanoid and animal rights violations, as per usual with goblins.

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I killed her because there was no IPA offered. Some crimes you just can’t overlook.

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After barging in and swindling Wenbrandt out of business,
she kicked out a business partner and let her minons do the work not the earthen

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To be fair the Earthen beer I got had rocks in it…

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Isn’t being a Venture company goblin enough reason to merk her?

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Yeah, ignoring the obviously fantastical aspects due to WoW being a fantasy game, I don’t think in a real-world setting you can just barge in and take back something that you signed away in a contract. Especially not if taking it back involves murder.

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For the revolution I’m sure.

First they came for the Goblins.

The Earthen hired us. We’re historically the final solution for most situations.

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he did not sign it away
When the nerubians launched their attack on my meadery, they left it a burnt-out husk. Adelgonn promised to rebuild it, but I got impatient and accepted the Venture Co.'s offer to help with its “restructuring.” But now, it’s clear they had their own agenda. Blasted goblins have taken over, and they’re driving the place into the ground. They’ve ramped up production to unsafe levels, pushing the cinderbees and our equipment to their limits. Please help fix this

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Yeah, still murder though. But Azeroth/Warcraft doesn’t really have a legal system so I guess the de facto law of the land is indeed to settle it in the streets. :dracthyr_crylaugh:

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Yeah, he did.

Goldie Baronbottom yells: Ya pal here signed some papers he didn’t read! And now Goldie Baronbottom is Bee-E-O of this joint.

Wenbrandt is the real villain. He got into a deal he didn’t understand, regretted it, and then hired murder hobos to undo the deal.

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It’s a Venture Co. goblin; dead is an improvement.

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Mead isn’t beer.

And mead is very important.

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to repair the place