Maaaan… I’m trying to read a nice Chuck Norris thread and you gotta come in here and mess with it? Are you stalking ME?
BTW I won’t see your reply either, troll.
Sit!
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Take a look in the mirror because the only person who needs help, is you. How about a taste of your own medicine, hmm?
Get muted. I will not see your reply.
Sit!
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Chuck Norris can skip stones across the Pacific Ocean.
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Chuck Norris was displeased with The Barrens chat…
So he cut the issue in half
Hey Waidmann, you survivin well?
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Chuck and Stallone were discussing push-ups and Stallone asked him how many he does.
Chuck replied: All of them.
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Way back when, Chuck Norris and Saurfang got into a fight.
…The Sundering happened.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Mankrik’s wife so hard she ended up in the Shadowlands.
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Chuck Norris cuts diamonds with his glassy cheeks.
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We tell Chuck Norris jokes because Chuck Norris allows us to tell Chuck Norris jokes.
When Chuck Norris goes swimming he never gets wet, the water gets Chucked.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck Norris could find Carmen Sandiego blindfolded.
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That’s so early '90s - you sure you’re not a Boomer?
Side note - I really miss the word “plonk.” So much more disrespectful, while still being just as ineffective.
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I prefer the term frag bait.
Cackles and wiggles toes
It is? I’m familiar with the term from league of legends, when I mute annoying/homophobic/racist players.
I’ve started doing it here as well!
Chuck Norris can herd cats.
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did somebody say [Thunderfury, Blessed blade of the windseeker]
Thunderfury: Did someone say [Chuck Norris]?
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Chuck Norris can’t be put on ignore.
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Chuck Norris supports LGBT+
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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