Chuck Norris defeated all the campaigns and expansion in WoW upon his account creation in 2004 using a level one steak knife.
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he’d made a mistake.
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Chuck Norris got a 1600 on the SAT test just by filling in his name.
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Chuck Norris can create hurricanes by sneezing over the oceans.
Chuck Norris had his Warcraft account hacked during Wrath of the Lich King. Subscription numbers will continue to decline until he finds the culprit.
Always …
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Chuck Norris woke up this Sunday morning and changed it to Monday morning.
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Chuck Norris can never wake up on the wrong side of the bed.
How much wood could Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?
All of it
I fully support your endeavor, mute away
maybe mute everyone who says anything you don’t like?
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Chuck Norris perma killed every mob from respawning, now it’s just Barren
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Chuck Norris once applied to enter Maldraxxus’ theatre of pain combat arena, they declined on the grounds that gods of death and absolute devastation were unsportsman-like to such a venue. So he entered anyways…cause really who’s gonna stop him?
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Chuck Norris donates his discarded beard trimmings to police for use in bulletproof vests.
Chuck Norris went to McDonald’s and ordered a Whopper. When they refused, he roundhouse kicked the restaurant into a Wendy’s.
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Chuck Norris is literally a human Alliance hunter.
Chuck Norris was the original Maw Walker & Azerothian Ranger.
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Wrong, he is his own faction.
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9.1 is called Chains of Domination because Chuck Norris ALLOWED the Jailer to borrow his chains, we are all screwed when Chuck Norris comes back and wants his chains returned… you, me, The Jailer…all doomed!
Chuck Norris didn’t betray Revendreth. Chuck Norris is Revendreth.
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Cancel culture rears its head. Shouldn’t you be on the Star Wars forums trying to get more actors fired?
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Chuck Norris read every single Doctor Seuss book to a group of elementary school kids.
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