If you have them, share them here and remember the old barrens chat.
I’ll get us started.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Then it exploded.
Cackles and wiggles toes
Just having a nostalgic moment. Humor me.
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Chuck came back from Copperhead road 
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I miss the barrens. I go back there once in awhile and it just isn’t the same.
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There used to be only one Barrens chat, then Chuck roundhouse kicked it in twain.
Chuck Norris can believe it’s not butter.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Chuck Norris wear Saurfang Pajamas.
Chuck Norris took a break from fighting the universe and that is why earth was formed.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t cut his grass, he stands on the porch and dares it to grow.
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Chuck Norris can slam shut a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris once used his beard hair to power a flashlight and created light crystals…
To this day, he’s still confused as to why the humans of Warcraft call it all Holy.
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Chuck norris was bitten by a highly venemous snake. After three days of excruciating pain, the snake died.
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When Chuck Norris jumps into a lake, he doesn’t get wet. The lake gets Chucked.
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Chuck Norris can swim through dry land.
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Chuck Norris rolled a Tauren Paladin.
Oh wait
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It is rumored that Chuck Norris tears can cure cancer. It is a pity he never cries.
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Chuck’s only failure was trying to market toilet paper with his picture on it, because Chuck Norris doesn’t take crap from anything
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Chuck Norris was so virile he knocked up Mankrik’s wife.
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When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
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Zovaal told Chuck Norris his heart belonged to him.
That’s why there is a hole there now.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands, now they’re just called the Islands.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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