Chuck Norris: Check Mate in 1 move.
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The sunken temple is only under water out of fear for Chuck Norris.
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A WoW Game Master challenges Chuck Norris to a duel:
Game Master: /delete all
Chuck Norris: yes
WoW Chronicles, Volume 5 Excerpt, page 666
“…and so Chuck Norris created the light, and the dark, and with a mighty roundhouse blended them to create the cosmos, the titans, and all lesser creatures.”
This was the one I was going to use. Maybe, “The Arbiter does not judge Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris will be there to judge The Arbiter.”
- There are rumors that Chuck Norris is the Maw Walker. This is explicitly false. He has so much Anima, not only would the drought be over, but it would immediately fill everyone’s reservoirs, and be more plentiful than air.
- Chuck Norris can bring Ursoc back.
- Chuck Norris’ sinstone says “Private Property - Return to Chuck Norris”.
- Chuck Norris’ steward can fly.
- Chuck Norris can play WoW as a Sethrak Druid.
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Chuck Noris taught Saurfang to cleave first.
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Chuck Norris fought Bruce Lee in Way of the Dragon, a year later Bruce Lee died
“The Bride” tried the “Five Finger Palm Exploding Heart Technique” on Chuck Norris, he took the five steps and her hand exploded.
Angels sang out in immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
The best part about the video is that it’s just a little shorter than the Griffon ride from Stormwind to Menethil Harbor in Classic.
Chuck Norris encountered the Covid 19 virus. The virus is now quarantined for 14 days.
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Chuck Norris killed Bill in one volume.
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He delivered a kick, which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones.
(I remember that song all to well lol)
Chuck Norris is 81 today.
Chuck Norris can tame hunter pets and shapeshifted Druids… while on any class.
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When Chuck Norris makes coffee he grinds the beans with his teeth and boils the water with his rage.
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When Bruce Banner gets mad he becomes the Hulk
When the Hulk gets mad he becomes Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris becomes mad he becomes Clint Eastwood
Now
Why did Chuck Norris destroy the periodic table?
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Because he only believes in the element of surprise…
(I’ll get my coat)
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