Y2K did not happen thanks to Chuck Norris.
A meteor didn’t kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris dropped a rock.
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While Arnold and everyone was getting to da choppa , Chuck was waiting for the chopper to get to him and still made it on first.
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago
But the Grim Reaper doesn’t have the balls to tell him.
Chuck Norris’ tears are the cure for cancer. To bad he never cries.
Chuck Norris’ tears can raise the dead!
Trouble is Chuck never cries…
When chuck norris gets angry he throws the whole house out of the window
Chuck Norris doesn’t quit WoW. Chuck Norris is already playing the next expansion.
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Chuck Norris drinks everclear as if it was water.
Once Chuck Norris played golf and now we have the moon
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I once saw Chuck Norris win a game of connect four in three moves.
When Chuck Norris was a kid, his parents told him no. He stomped his foot once and now we have the Grand Canyon.
Chuck Norris sneezes.
God says with a booming voice in the clouds, “For behold, I will bring a flood of waters upon the earth to destroy all flesh in which is the breath of life under heaven.”
Chuck Norris doesn’t “gotta catch 'em all.”
The universe and all life must follow the laws of physics. But to Chuck Norris, they are merely suggestions.
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The bible’s original title: Chuck Norris and friends
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Some people tell the time by the position of the Sun, the Sun tells the time by the position of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was going to originally die for our sins, but since nobody could kill him God went with plan B.
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Chuck Norris was once bit by a King Cobra… after three days of agonizing pain the King Cobra died
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That’s absurd!
/chuck Norris arrives suddenly
Me: Chuck Norris?!?!
Chuck Norris: -/punches Hawkins with 3rd fist-
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And in the mean time Chuck Norris played chess with the Predator…
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