Chuck Norris jokes, barrens style

Chuck Norris had died 30 years ago, but the grim reaper doesn’t have the nerve to collect.

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Boomer thread.

Chuck Norris barrens chat was racist and homophobic as hell.

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It doesn’t have to be. Don’t be a killjoy. Enjoy your best light hearted Chuck Norris jokes.

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Dividing by zero is homophobic?

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Not at all.
Stretches feet in the air

Just a good memory when I was in my 20’s and relatively new to Mmo’s. Barrens chat was fun for me.

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It shouldn’t be but it absolutely was.

Chuck Norris once made a Happy Meal cry.

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Can you show on the doll where the bad thread touched you?

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stealths hugs Vicktoria and scampers away

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Anyway, back to business.

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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Chuck Norris nevers wears a watch, because he is the one who chooses the time.

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Chuck Norris can speak in braille.

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

Chuck Norris uses pepper spray…to season his meals.

Chuck Norris knows Victoria’s Secret.

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We only know about breaking the sound barrier after watching Chuck Norris punching the air.

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Chuck Norris is so tough that Prince Harry has asked him to “take care” of Megan Markle.

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The sun goes down when Chuck Norris tells it to. It doesn’t dare glare at him…

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Its probably been 15 years since I heard a chuck norris joke. Thanks friends :slight_smile:

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Modern thinking.

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Chuck Norris cuts a hot knife with butter…

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Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands on vacation once… Now it’s just called The Islands.

I don’t remember a gay or race centric Chuck Norris joke… I can’t even think of one.

Did you just mean barrens chat?

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Chuck Norris prayed once, and Chuck Norris answered.

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