Chuck Norris FACTS

Chuck Norris once killed 50 guys at once. And then the grenade exploded.

BOOM fact #1

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CHUCK NORRIS FACTS

He is at 100 meters from your current location and approaching rapidly!

Start running …

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Chuck Norris doesn’t read books, he stares them down until they give him the information he wants.

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Chuck Norris can run so fast he can punch himself in the back of the head.

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Chuck Norris doesn’t mow his lawn. He stands outside and dares his grass to grow.

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Behind Chuck Norris’ beard there is a third fist.

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now this is wrath

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Chuck Norris doesn’t log into World of Warcraft, he stares at his PC and the Lich King dies.

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There use to be a road named after Chuck Norris but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can walk on jesus

If you have five gold and Chuck Norris has five gold, Chuck Norris has more gold than you.

:boom:BOOM FACTS :boom:

Fact: Chuck Norris has never been to the Barrens. That is why it is barren.

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