I can confirm the success of this technique.
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RIP. The OP wouldnât make it halfway through step 3.
He should just do a very realistic Garrosh cosplay instead. Of course this means running 10 years worth of SoO for those shoulders and by then heâll have forgotten about orcesses anyway and moved on to ogress âhottiesâ.
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First thing you need to look for is the roaring female orcs throwing large heavy objects while trying to claw at you. What you need to do then is start reading love poetry to them. Also ducking a lot helps.
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Just remember, Orcs are less âcooked all the way throughâ and more âcarried it past the fire on their way over hereâ when it comes to cooking meat.
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Beat me to it. LOL
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Orcs ARE dummies. Your just giving a guide to orcs wanting to date orcs.
Step one for females: Go up to nearest orc male and start telling them how buff they are.
Step two for females: Be prepared for pregnancy.
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1.) Work out or drink R.O.I.D.s 24/7.
2.) Wear green paint on skin.
3.) If dating a Magâhar ignore step two, get dreadlocks and suntan instead.
4.) Practice speaking as if you are mimicking two rocks banging together. âKaggâ and âGorâ for starters.
5.) Visit your local dentist for tusk Implants. Ask for âthe Gammoreanâ if the Dentist is confused.
6.) Hit yourself in the face with a hammer a few times to look battle-scarred.
7.) Continue practicing your speech, especially the word Lokâtar Ogar.
8.) Start using the words âblood and thunderâ as a punctuation instead of periods in a sentence.
9.) Remember when you say âFor the Hordeâ you are referencing the Orcish Horde, and NOT She-Raâs Evil Horde, (even though both appear to have the same proclivity for evil and same general incompetence in the upper echelons of their leadership).
10.) Drag your knuckles and walk around with a club or axe.
11.) Never bathe again.
12.) If all else fails. Insert spikes in your flesh. As many as possible without dying.
Your Welcome! 
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LOL!!! 
that is by FAR the best guideline. Get ready female orcs! Watch out for the spiked, grizzled, bloody and thundery orc men.
Stick to your own women, human.
They are easier to woo and far less likely to kill you.
Step 1: Give a bouquet of meat
There is no step 2
and do you think he will listen? 
Me not that kind of Orc.
No, Ms. Worgen, I expect him to die.
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Well that makes one of us. Guess orc ladies are off limits for now, for all you gentlemen with bad taste. Thats my suggestion, unless you want Lovefool to strangle you alive for his woman.
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Oh and by the way, its Mrs. Leelinn the Fabulous
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Grammar rules for ladies:
Single women are referred to as - Ms.
Married women are referred to as - Mrs.
Women whose marital status is not known to you - Ms.
Thank you second grade teacher!
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Im kidding, ya know? I dont actually have a husband. I just like correcting people.
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