Can you buy a "How to date an Orc for dummies"?

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Or a 12 easy steps for dating an Orc? Asking for a friend.

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There’s a “How to Date a Klingon for Dummies” in a nearby universe.

You and the Vulcan who needs it right now can bid for it. It’ll probably work for you too.

Don’t skip steps.

Also you should probably be wearing more armour. Like, a lot more.

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Step 1: Give them a nice bouquet of rocks.

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Thanks. That’s a cool looking mog for a hunter. Didn’t know you can get rangers mog.

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Ever since they updated the quest mogs, hunters can wear any leather set that is under level 40 and also a questing set.

This set has I believe four colours you can get and I like them all.

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Compliment there big shoulder pads, that usually turns them on! For males at least

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Just roll a female orc, then type /silly and /flirt many times and you will learn all you need to know.

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Wasn’t there a quest where you deliver Boar meat to a female Orc? It was one of those “learn to use the flight master” quests. I believe she loved it, maybe you should try that OP, win 'em over with the meats. :crazy_face:

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Yep; Orc and Troll characters get it between Razor Hill and Org.

She also mentions that she thought he was cute when he was bleeding so don’t be too careful with the butchering.

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Thank you for the information!! I will definitely need this to get me a cute orc gal! :clap::sunglasses:

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Of course you are.

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Challenge them to a drinking contest. But be careful…my hunter ended up married after.

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…Send your friend over to ask for himself. I need another shield ornament, as you were obviously inadequate.

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Step 1: Don’t be Alliance
Step 2: Show that you’re willing to kill Alliance
Step 3: Be willing to go on dates that involve killing of Alliance
Step 4: Tell Alliance to eat dirt and die
Step 5: Talk about your long nights in Alterac Valley

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I have found whips and chains to be most effectiven, but I think my definition of dating is different…

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Ask Anduin

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Offer to polish their lower jaw fangs. Those are status symbols like male troll tusks!

:grapes:

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No backsies!

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If you are Alliance and don’t feel like Step 1, follow these instructions:

Step 1: Locate said Orc you wish to woo.
Step 2: Find the largest Orc in closest proximity to said target of affection.
Step 3: Beat the living tar out of the Orc in Step 2 with your bare hands.
Step 4: If you survive, rip off an article of clothing, armor, or weapon from Step 2 Orc.
Step 5: Hand it to target of affection and repeat exactly:
“Me Strong. You pretty.”
Step 6: Have roasted beast and strong alcohol readily available to immediately hand to target of affection so that they have no opportunity to refuse eating with you.

Repeat until they fall in love with you, or you die.

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Don’t forget to dress in your spikiest spike wear.

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