This is not an argument, I am presenting a video as fact, enjoy your day <3
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No ur wrong, nuh uh
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its just like in the video i love consistancy keep talking
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Me when my whole life is pvp: i have nothinggggggg!!!
Paladar is an amazing cheerleader lol. Look at em go! Decy I look forward to joining you guys soon once MOP Classic is released, itâs gonna be a blast. Iâll bring friends 
I sure am, you are simply too glorious in battle, taking Ws like itâs nobodyâs business (in your head).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UcuSGLd7K8
Deacon Always Wins (in his head edition)
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why are u talking to your classic alt 
actualy keep talking tho this is a case study
What is the case? Poor peasants desperate for attention day #4325523412359283423 ??
entry #4,325,523,412,359,283,424: subject now tlking to himself again dear diary style again 
Dear Diary,
Today I passed by Orgrimmar again and, surprise surprise, there he was: Nononono, Level 13 Rogue and full-time NPC impersonator. I swear, this man has clocked more hours standing outside the gates with his âHelp me, Iâm homelessâ sign than most people spend in actual raids. I donât know whether to give him gold or report him for loitering.
Heâs like a living monument to missed potentialâa rogue who couldnât sneak past level 14. How do you spend 13 hours a day outside Orgrimmar and still not level up? Does he think EXP stands for âExtended Panhandling Experienceâ? Honestly, if standing still were a talent tree, heâd be fully specced.
At this point, Iâm convinced Nononono isnât a player characterâheâs performance art. A protest against ambition. Heâs not AFK, heâs Alive For Kicks, just vibing in a tattered loincloth and an aura of despair. He once asked for copper and I gave him a âGet a Jobâ macro instead. He /cried. I /laughed. Circle of life.
Whatâs worse is the RP he tries to do. He told me his rogue is âa disenfranchised veteran of the Second War.â Sir, the only war youâve fought is against the Login Screen. And you lost.
Anyway, tomorrow I might give him a silver just to see if he has the mental bandwidth to /thank me before going back to his regularly scheduled existential crisis. Until then, Iâll be in Warspear, where the rogues at least know how to vanish without vanishing their dignity.
Yours in mildly judgmental amusement,
Me
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thanks chatgpt LOL
Itâs 100% chatGPT and I too thought it was hilarious! Thanks for the free entertainment friend. You never cease to deliver! Rentâs due on the first, donât forget.
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i think ur hilarious too what rent? the space this takes in your head? i think u pay paladar for that friend
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If only you had AI to play PvP for you, you might be able to finally climb out of combatant. Good news for you, one button rotation is coming, you will finally be able to hit your PvP life goals! Though you still need a bit more work in the delusions department to avoid the below from happening again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UcuSGLd7K8
Deacon Always Wins (in his head edition)
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Youâre a funny guy Paladar and you yap a lot but I do greatly appreciate you taking it upon yourself to keep our thread at the top. Hereâs a video of you tagging along in one of our raids. Itâs your own video lol
not every1 has arrested development eacon
Dear Diary,
Today, nonono tried to âsneakâ past a group of goblins. I say âsneakâ with the kind of heavy sarcasm normally reserved for bardic satire because somehow, our rogue, the literal shadow-dweller, managed to trip over his own boots. Magical boots. Of stealth.
He landed face-first into a pile of rusty armor, alerting every enemy within a 60-foot radius. I havenât seen a sneak attack turn into a group therapy session this fast in my life. We had to rescue the rogue. Again. I think the goblins felt sorry for him.
Also, at this point Iâm convinced his lockpicks are decorative. Every chest becomes a group project. âHelp me out real quick,â he says, right before we all get fireballed because the trap he definitely said wasnât there actually was there.
Anyway, heâs currently sulking in a tree, probably writing sad poetry or planning his next âbrilliant distractionâ (read: setting himself on fire again).
I give it two days before he tries to âintimidateâ someone with his 8 Strength and ends up in another well.
Love,
Your emotionally exhausted party cleric
Better love story than twilight. 
Yeah, I posted that video to clear up a misconception with some Horde members, thereâs a rumor going around on the Horde side that RR is using tents and scripts to intentionally lag the server. Thatâs why I included two different clips both having tents up but different amount of players. As you can see, the lag is not caused by the tents but by the number of players. Having been in RR early in my wow days and tagging along on a few of the raids, I donât believe those claims hold any weight and I believe the tent thing is just a meme and not a way to cause lag.
Btw, you shouldnât be watching that, what you should be watching is my most popular video which got me a lot of private messages saying how funny it is, the one where youâre the main feature and star!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UcuSGLd7K8
Deacon Always Wins (in his head edition)
Just ran into a warlock from RR that immediately gave up when we lost a node on AB Blitz. Dude went afk on the road and AOEd himself for the rest of the match.
Super cringe behavior from a pvp guild.
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